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Interviewer Of God

Ashburn, VA

#1 Dec 10, 2012
if you could interview God what would you ask ?
unknown

Washington, DC

#2 Dec 10, 2012
Why would he let my marriage fall to pieces knowing that our son loves us both and that he's hurting cause his mommy can't stop doing the things she does.
Interviewer Of God

Ashburn, VA

#3 Dec 11, 2012
so you really do believe "God" is to blame for the falling of your marriage, maybe you should blame yourself' or maybe your wife for the falling' if you would take the time and read the bible you would know that whatever God put's toghter no man can tare apart, you can't blame God you need to only look at your self.
unknown

Washington, DC

#4 Dec 11, 2012
Yes I know this I don't understand why he would let her come back to me knowing how hard everyone has prayed then take it away again...she's cheating in me as we speak....I'm here alone.I hold my vows sacred.
unknown

Washington, DC

#5 Dec 11, 2012
I pray night and day she wakes up and looks at the damage done..no I'm not perfect but I've never turned my back on her even when I should have.never will.yes I'm angry right now and have said things I shouldn't have said and let others do the same.
God

Grundy, VA

#6 Dec 11, 2012
unknown wrote:
Why would he let my marriage fall to pieces knowing that our son loves us both and that he's hurting cause his mommy can't stop doing the things she does.
I'm glad you asked. Because that's what I do medamnit! Remember in My biography where I said, "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple?" Luke14:26

It's really pretty simple. I tore your family apart so each of you will hate the other and that makes me love you more. Makes perfect sense!

P.S. If you really want me to love you then you should sacrifice your son to me. Don't worry, I'll stop you before you actually kill him. I just want to see if you'll do it.

God

Grundy, VA

#7 Dec 11, 2012
unknown wrote:
I pray night and day she wakes up and looks at the damage done..no I'm not perfect but I've never turned my back on her even when I should have.never will.yes I'm angry right now and have said things I shouldn't have said and let others do the same.
Yeah, about that... I heard you the first time. Could you please take a hint that my failure to answer is, in fact, your answer. I told her in Genesis 1:28 to "be fruitful and multiply". She's just doing my will.
unknown

Washington, DC

#8 Dec 11, 2012
God wrote:
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I'm glad you asked. Because that's what I do medamnit! Remember in My biography where I said, "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple?" Luke14:26
It's really pretty simple. I tore your family apart so each of you will hate the other and that makes me love you more. Makes perfect sense!
P.S. If you really want me to love you then you should sacrifice your son to me. Don't worry, I'll stop you before you actually kill him. I just want to see if you'll do it.
ok I get it I can throw bible verses too john4:12 for instance I'm not saved but once was.raised in the finest Pentecostal holiness church around.just having troubled faith right now.
God

Grundy, VA

#9 Dec 11, 2012
unknown wrote:
<quoted text>ok I get it I can throw bible verses too john4:12 for instance I'm not saved but once was.raised in the finest Pentecostal holiness church around.just having troubled faith right now.
You're thinking too much about it. I don't like people to think too much. I work in mysterious ways and you cannot understand why I do the things I do but rest assured they're in my best interest.
unknown

Washington, DC

#10 Dec 11, 2012
God wrote:
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Yeah, about that... I heard you the first time. Could you please take a hint that my failure to answer is, in fact, your answer. I told her in Genesis 1:28 to "be fruitful and multiply". She's just doing my will.
how about those adultery things there god? U know those ten commandments you wrote?
unknown

Washington, DC

#11 Dec 11, 2012
God wrote:
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You're thinking too much about it. I don't like people to think too much. I work in mysterious ways and you cannot understand why I do the things I do but rest assured they're in my best interest.
well then if it's your best interest then I suggest the whole adultery thing stops.I mean after all its one of your rules right?
God

Grundy, VA

#12 Dec 11, 2012
unknown wrote:
<quoted text>how about those adultery things there god? U know those ten commandments you wrote?
The 10 commandments are so two millennium ago. You're not still following those things are you? I gave you a new covenant. Remember? I went through the whole trouble of creating myself to sacrifice myself to myself to save you from myself and those rules. You really need to get with the times. I have a new edition of my book out! It's already a best seller.
unknown

Washington, DC

#13 Dec 11, 2012
God wrote:
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The 10 commandments are so two millennium ago. You're not still following those things are you? I gave you a new covenant. Remember? I went through the whole trouble of creating myself to sacrifice myself to myself to save you from myself and those rules. You really need to get with the times. I have a new edition of my book out! It's already a best seller.
well then you can't me god.sorry yes those commandments still work including the last one in that new book "love one another"
God

Grundy, VA

#14 Dec 11, 2012
unknown wrote:
<quoted text>well then you can't me god.sorry yes those commandments still work including the last one in that new book "love one another"
But whosoever shall deny Me before men, him will I also deny before Me which is in heaven!

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#15 Dec 11, 2012
You know "Heathen" for some reason i knew you would troll this page, and you know what the sad thing is your so incapable of being a man that you have to come on here and mock someone for wanting help, dont you understand this man's heart is broken and all you can do is bash him for believeing in God' you utterly make me sick. if you was a man you would consider how this man was feeling and give him a kind word but you have to be the S.O.B.that you are in order to feel all powerful...ad i'm going to tell you now no one gives a shit if your an athiest , just keep your stupid ass away from this page..
XYZ

Abingdon, VA

#16 Dec 11, 2012
God is good all the time.....

“By the grace of god, I roam...”

Since: Feb 08

RVA

#17 Dec 11, 2012
God, why the appendix?
Well

Bristol, VA

#18 Dec 11, 2012
Vlad Tepes wrote:
You know "Heathen" for some reason i knew you would troll this page, and you know what the sad thing is your so incapable of being a man that you have to come on here and mock someone for wanting help, dont you understand this man's heart is broken and all you can do is bash him for believeing in God' you utterly make me sick. if you was a man you would consider how this man was feeling and give him a kind word but you have to be the S.O.B.that you are in order to feel all powerful...ad i'm going to tell you now no one gives a shit if your an athiest , just keep your stupid ass away from this page..
Just be glad they're not allowed to kill us anymore, yeah?
God

Grundy, VA

#19 Dec 11, 2012
to the churches wrote:
God, why the appendix?
Very good question and so appropriate, my son!

The answer to why you have an appendix is the directly related to why inquisitive souls such as yourself exist. I had nothing to do with giving you an organ that serves no purpose. That little chestnut is the work of my old nemesis, Satan.

Allow me to explain. You see, I created the universe then the Earth then light then the Sun (Don't ask how light existed without the Sun, that's another story for another time) then I created Adam and Lilith but she had the audacity to assume she was equal to Adam so I smote her. Then I created Eve to be subservient to Adam (as all women thereafter were meant to be). But Eve was a rebellious vixen! Yadda-yadda-yadda... She ate from the forbidden tree of knowledge of good and evil and gained the ability to think of her own accord. Well, I couldn't have this! So I summoned up my old nemesis and made a deal with him. I told him I was going to punish Adam and Eve and all their descendents with death because that cursed wench dare use her brain.

This brings Me to how the appendix came to be. See, knowing the Human to be an inquisitive creature, I had to devise a fail-safe plan to use the Human's curiosity against itself. He would get to punish all the ingrates who chose to not fellate my ego in return for Me allowing him to plant false evidence for evolution, therefore weeding out all but the most gullible, ahem, I mean loyal Humans. Satan started by inserting a mass into the descendents that mimicked a once used and necessary organ that was no longer needed by the Human due to the evolutionary process. Satan went on to plant dinosaur bones and other fossil evidence to lure the wicked "thinkers" away from the truth that I created everything. Worked like a charm.

Thank you for allowing me to answer your excellent question. I hope I explained it to your liking. Now prepare to burn in hell for all eternity for thinking!
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Richlands, VA

#20 Dec 11, 2012
unknown wrote:
Why would he let my marriage fall to pieces knowing that our son loves us both and that he's hurting cause his mommy can't stop doing the things she does.
That person answering you doesn't even believe in God. That person is only using this thread to make fun of God, the Bible and people of faith.

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