Criminal Justice major. A monkey could do that. I wouldn't be proud of that basket weaving major. I'm happy that there are fools out there who get proud of such an easy degree...That must have been in your special education class where you improved your failing grades after spending five years in the same grade. I bet you make your momma proud. She probably walks around all day long wondering where she went wrong with your pathetic life. I didn't know they gave scholarships to kids in Special Ed, who still don't know their don't know their backend from a hole in the ground. Now go back to your Romper Room and ask your teacher to put the dunce cap on you and sit you in time out until you can show respect to grown-ups. I have a BA in Criminal Justice, another Degree in Human Services and over 30 years in my area of specialty. When you can maintain a 3.8 GPA then you will have earned the right to address me. Be a good little girl and go to bed now, I am sure your barbies miss you.
(You wounldn't have done so well if you took a real major, such as Computer Science, or I.T.)