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[wtf]

whitehair wrote:

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Never had any of them on the farm,.Or otherwise,not same for you" O wise one".

You kept them in your Bedroom.

[obamatized]

wtf said the best sex he ever had was when he milked that longhorn bull

[wtf]

obamatized wrote:

wtf said the best sex he ever had was when he milked that longhorn bull

You are still extremely queer I see.

[wtf]

wtf wrote:

<quoted text>You are still extremely queer I see.

but not as queer as me!

[Boats Second Class]

A 3yr. old boy was examining himself while taking a bath. "MOM",he asked,"Are these my brains?" "Not yet,"she replied.

[wtf]

wtf wrote:

<quoted text>You are still extremely queer I see.

coming out party?????

[BIG_STEVIE]

Boats Second Class wrote:

A 3yr. old boy was examining himself while taking a bath. "MOM",he asked,"Are these my brains?" "Not yet,"she replied.

Hey, that's another good 'ern, Boats!!! Between the two of us, maybe we can turn this turkey into something a little bit more useful!!! Have a great day, my friend!

[Waiyusotan]

BIG_STEVIE wrote:

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Hey, that's another good 'ern, Boats!!! Between the two of us, maybe we can turn this turkey into something a little bit more useful!!! Have a great day, my friend!

THANK YOU STEVE! A New Zealander is walking with a sheep under each arm. A man says,"You Sheerin Mate?" He said,"No! They're All Mine!"

[Boats Second Class]

An affluent couple gets into an argument over dinner. "If you could cook,"said the husband,"We could fire the chef!" "Yes,If you could s@#$w," the wife replied. "We could fire the driver too!"

[BIG_STEVIE]

Waiyusotan wrote:

<quoted text> THANK YOU STEVE! A New Zealander is walking with a sheep under each arm. A man says,"You Sheerin Mate?" He said,"No! They're All Mine!"

HA-HA-HA!!! That's a great one! Thank you for sharing, and have a great day, my friend!!

[BIG_STEVIE]

The lawyer was cross-examining a witness.“Isn’t it true," he bellowed,“That you were given $500 to throw this case?”

The witness did not answer. Instead, he just stared out the window as though he hadn’t heard the question.

The attorney repeated himself, again getting the same reaction - no response.

Finally, the judge spoke to the witness,“Please answer the question.”

“Oh,” said the startled witness,“I thought he was talking to you!”

[wtf]

BIG_STEVIE wrote:

The lawyer was cross-examining a witness.“Isn’t it true," he bellowed,“That you were given $500 to throw this case?”
The witness did not answer. Instead, he just stared out the window as though he hadn’t heard the question.
The attorney repeated himself, again getting the same reaction - no response.
Finally, the judge spoke to the witness,“Please answer the question.”
“Oh,” said the startled witness,“I thought he was talking to you!”

Then you were convicted of stupidity in the 3rd degree.

[jct]

wow this has went on forever

[whitehair]

BIG_STEVIE wrote:

The lawyer was cross-examining a witness.“Isn’t it true," he bellowed,“That you were given $500 to throw this case?”
The witness did not answer. Instead, he just stared out the window as though he hadn’t heard the question.
The attorney repeated himself, again getting the same reaction - no response.
Finally, the judge spoke to the witness,“Please answer the question.”
“Oh,” said the startled witness,“I thought he was talking to you!”

Good one ,Stevie!

[clutch]

BIG_STEVIE wrote:

The lawyer was cross-examining a witness.“Isn’t it true," he bellowed,“That you were given $500 to throw this case?”
The witness did not answer. Instead, he just stared out the window as though he hadn’t heard the question.
The attorney repeated himself, again getting the same reaction - no response.
Finally, the judge spoke to the witness,“Please answer the question.”
“Oh,” said the startled witness,“I thought he was talking to you!”

your jokes are the only reason I look at this.You are helping others laugh.Politics as a rule sucks so maybe you can keep making this thread useful.

[green ader]

we should cut military spending and disarm immediately ,..

that way ,
the money saved can go to our poor people ,..

so they can get more free food
free housing
and free health insurance ,..

and they should be able to have as many children as they wish ,..
and need not ever work ,..
vote democrat !

[BIG_STEVIE]

clutch wrote:

<quoted text>your jokes are the only reason I look at this.You are helping others laugh.Politics as a rule sucks so maybe you can keep making this thread useful.

Thank you so much, my friend. You get it! I just think that it's better if everyone could start the day with a laugh, or at least a smile on their lips. I know that some of my jokes don't pass the smell test, but I try to post funny ones, and it works, most of the time. I'm humbled by what you say, and I appreciate it very much. Have a wonderful day, my friend!!!

[wtf]

green ader wrote:

we should cut military spending and disarm immediately ,..
that way ,
the money saved can go to our poor people ,..
so they can get more free food
free housing
and free health insurance ,..
and they should be able to have as many children as they wish ,..
and need not ever work ,..
vote democrat !

Yeah, that cut of 45 Billion off of 698 Billion will disarm the Military.

I do not know how they will make it.

Lmfao

[clutch]

BIG_STEVIE wrote:

<quoted text>
Thank you so much, my friend. You get it! I just think that it's better if everyone could start the day with a laugh, or at least a smile on their lips. I know that some of my jokes don't pass the smell test, but I try to post funny ones, and it works, most of the time. I'm humbled by what you say, and I appreciate it very much. Have a wonderful day, my friend!!!

when you get old as me there ain't too many things to get excited over;a good bowel movement or a good joke are right up on the same level.Thank you for sharing the jokes cause some days the other reason to smile just ain't happening..

[whitehair]

Or,it happens by mistake,and that is not a laughing matter!

Jokes do get a laugh,so we appreciate them!