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Since: Jul 12
Spring, TX
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The teacher said,“Take a pencil and paper, and write an essay with the title,‘If I Were a Millionaire.’”
Everyone but Joe, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write feverishly.
“What’s the matter,” the teacher asked.“Why don’t you begin?”
“I’m waiting for my secretary,” Joe replied.
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wtf
Richmond, KY
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Seattle Slew wrote: Poor little stevie, the nursery and mommy are such "tough words", little guy ..... LMAOROTFu~! I'm "almost" embarrassed... to laugh at you !!!! Lmfao
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Since: Jul 12
Spring, TX
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A liberal Democrat decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the liberal Democrat begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves, as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her battered head leaves a bloody trail, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when Stan, the Walmart Manager, heroically runs out and pulls the horse's plug!
****Stan is, obviously, a Republican, but I'll bet you thinking folks knew that, didn't you?****
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wtf
Richmond, KY
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BIG_STEVIE wrote: A liberal Democrat decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the liberal Democrat begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves, as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her battered head leaves a bloody trail, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when Stan, the Walmart Manager, heroically runs out and pulls the horse's plug! ****Stan is, obviously, a Republican, but I'll bet you thinking folks knew that, didn't you?**** You are obviously are an idiot.
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Slew
Seattle, WA
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Hey, he's "working" his way UP to idiot....Don't fill it's empty head !!! LMAOROTFu~!
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woman looses control
Florence, KY
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rep. or dem. they all do the same thing. being pres. is no cherry job!
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whitehair
Eminence, KY
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woman looses control wrote: rep. or dem. they all do the same thing. being pres. is no cherry job! While it is not the job to avoid being in the public eye and all will fuss whatever is done,it is a job that should require certain previous abilities ,such as business,military leadership,background as business and leadership.Obama has none of these.He is smart,has an ideology totally contrary to capitalism and following the Constitution,wants large goverment totally involved in our lives,and all power possible.He is all for having the populace on the dole in some fashion to make them want more from the handouts and voting to keep the handouts coming.It is not wrong to take handouts when in need,handicapped,ill,etc.but constant taking causes one to want more,when the perfectly able stay on it.While jobs will come as this is the American way,most of us struggle to make more,get a good life,retire with what we have made,and want to pass on to our children all that is left.Obama has implied he wants to spread what ever the "wealth"there is.This is contrary also to our way of life.This administration has chosen power,do it their way regardless of our laws.He avoids the Constitution if it gets in his way and avoids Congress if they do not do as he wishes,just decries what ever! Better give some one else a chance to see what theu can do!Vote Ryan and Romney!!!Would~nt Mr.West be good,from Florida?
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wondering
Columbia, KY
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whitehair wrote: <quoted text> While it is not the job to avoid being in the public eye and all will fuss whatever is done,it is a job that should require certain previous abilities ,such as business,military leadership,background hias business and leadership.Obama has none of these.He is smart,has an ideology totally contrary to capitalism and following the Constitution,wants large goverment totally involved in our lives,and all power possible.He is all for having the populace on the dole in some fashion to make them want more from the handouts and voting to keep the handouts coming.It is not wrong to take handouts when in need,handicapped,ill,etc.but constant taking causes one to want more,when the perfectly able stay on it.While jobs will come as this is the American way,most of us struggle to make more,get a good life,retire with what we have made,and want to pass on to our children all that is left.Obama has implied he wants to spread what ever the "wealth"there is.This is contrary also to our way of life.This administration has chosen power,do it their way regardless of our laws.He avoids the Constitution if it gets in his way and avoids Congress if they do not do as he wishes,just decries what ever! Better give some one else a chance to see what theu can do!Vote Ryan and Romney!!!Would~nt Mr.West be good,from Florida? So , again, how has Obama went against the constitution? How is government controlling your life? What has he done "contrary to capitalism"? And if you answer me nothing else..........please tell me where you want to take this country back too? If asked you that a few times because you mention "taking the country back to where it's been". I really wanna know when you're talking about.
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Are You Kidding
Chicago, IL
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woman looses control wrote: rep. or dem. they all do the same thing. being pres. is no cherry job! You have obviously hidden your head under the sand!!!!!!
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Are You Kidding
Chicago, IL
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right wrote: Is this still being talked about after all this time? Damn fools. There are other forums on here. This one is wore out its welcome about a year ago. Come on!!!!!!!!!! The topic has completely changed, but the thread has not.
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wtf
Richmond, KY
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Are You Kidding wrote: <quoted text> You have obviously hidden your head under the sand!!!!!! You obviously have your head up your fat butt.
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Since: Jul 12
Spring, TX
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****O.K., O.K., I know that this one doesn't have the razor-sharp clarity, and trap-door wit, like the usual Big Stevie offering, but I'm in a hurry, this morning. I'll make it up tomorrow. Thank you, and that is all.****
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."
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Since: Jul 12
Spring, TX
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wtf wrote: <quoted text>You are obviously are an idiot. Well, that statement proves, without a doubt, that you don't know shit from apple butter, my little friend! Educate yourself, and someday you MIGHT be worthy of approaching Big Stevie. You'll have to do it on your knees, however, just as all the lesser creatures do. A bit of grovelling and begging MIGHT help, but that's up in the air, at this time, and will be addressed when the need arises. For now, however, you may go!
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Slew
Seattle, WA
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Happy to report, another little stevie steaming pile....
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wtf
Richmond, KY
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BIG_STEVIE wrote: <quoted text> Well, that statement proves, without a doubt, that you don't know shit from apple butter, my little friend! Educate yourself, and someday you MIGHT be worthy of approaching Big Stevie. You'll have to do it on your knees, however, just as all the lesser creatures do. A bit of grovelling and begging MIGHT help, but that's up in the air, at this time, and will be addressed when the need arises. For now, however, you may go! How was our date Turd Stewie?
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Are You Kidding
Chicago, IL
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wtf wrote: <quoted text>You are obviously are an idiot. I knew this would be a tough one for you. We are no longer discussing the "Woman's head stepped on by Rand Paul supporters". I realize this is difficult for you to understand.
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wtf
Richmond, KY
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Are You Kidding wrote: <quoted text> I knew this would be a tough one for you. We are no longer discussing the "Woman's head stepped on by Rand Paul supporters". I realize this is difficult for you to understand. I think your head got mashed.
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Are You Kidding
Chicago, IL
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wtf wrote: <quoted text>I think your head got mashed. Actually you show all the signs of instability.
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wtf
Richmond, KY
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Are You Kidding wrote: <quoted text> Actually you show all the signs of instability. You have stabilized your ignorance, at a very high level unfortunately. lmao
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Slew
Seattle, WA
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Are You Kidding wrote: <quoted text> Actually you show all the signs of instability. Actually, a nut case on the internet playing Dr, isn't a source AT ALL !!!
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