A Song for the Special One AVB

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#1 Jun 11, 2013
My Mother said that i never should
Play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood
Their dirty talk i could never understand
And thats why i fell in love with my right hand

And that's why
I'm a jerk off I'm a jerk off
It does me good well it friggin well should
I'm a jerk off I'm a jerk off
And I'm always pulling my hood.

I Was twenty-five years old before i was kissed
Then i found out that i prefered a quick one of the wrist.
It's cheap and convenient, you cant catch an std
It's available at any time and absolutely free

Oh mrs palm and your five lovely daughters
thank you for having me and being oh so kind
Ive got pains in my arms and my peter's getting shorter
My Knees have turned to water and i think i'm going blind.

Ive jerked over Italy , Ive jerked over Spain
I've jerked in an omnibus ive even had a jerk on the train
ive used a badger and a melon and a cat
An inflatable Tazzie and a Davey Crockett Hat

Thats why i'm a jerk off I'm a jerk off and i'm always pulling my hood.

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