Donor

Fort Campbell, TN

#1 Jan 12, 2013
Hey ladies, are you wanting a baby? If so, let me help you out with that soon. I have my own place where the conception can take place. All you need to do is show up at my place,knock on my door, and i can deliver a sizzling hot load of sperm straight to your spoungelike ovaries to soak up. Immediately following my steamy fresh load i will then proceed to put a small piece of masking tape over your vagina to seal in my sweet juices. So that way all of my tiny little swimmers won’t escape and will have time to swim down your cervix and your Fallopian tubes and head straight to your ovaries. This ad is serious. So if you want a tiny bundle of joy, then im the man to provide you with a beautiful little baby. Ive already made 4 lucky ladies mothers through posting these ads here, and guess what? You could be next.
Elmers

Charlotte, NC

#2 Jan 12, 2013
Can u use super glue instead?
Minnie Mouse

Greeneville, TN

#3 Jan 12, 2013
Donor wrote:
Hey ladies, are you wanting a baby? If so, let me help you out with that soon. I have my own place where the conception can take place. All you need to do is show up at my place,knock on my door, and i can deliver a sizzling hot load of sperm straight to your spoungelike ovaries to soak up. Immediately following my steamy fresh load i will then proceed to put a small piece of masking tape over your vagina to seal in my sweet juices. So that way all of my tiny little swimmers won’t escape and will have time to swim down your cervix and your Fallopian tubes and head straight to your ovaries. This ad is serious. So if you want a tiny bundle of joy, then im the man to provide you with a beautiful little baby. Ive already made 4 lucky ladies mothers through posting these ads here, and guess what? You could be next.
Would you ever consider selling some of your steamy fresh load by the quart?
Becky

Rock Hill, SC

#4 Jan 12, 2013
And how proud I am to say I'm one of those four lucky ladies! I even kept the masking tape!
Minnie Mouse

Greeneville, TN

#5 Jan 12, 2013
Becky wrote:
And how proud I am to say I'm one of those four lucky ladies! I even kept the masking tape!
Is there a chance that you would consider selling it?
Becky

Rock Hill, SC

#6 Jan 12, 2013
Minnie Mouse wrote:
<quoted text>Is there a chance that you would consider selling it?
Haha perhaps to the right person. Though it'll be difficult with its sentimental value...
Lmao

Greeneville, TN

#7 Jan 12, 2013
Great more bastard children my tax money will be raising.
Turd Ferguson

Greeneville, TN

#8 Jan 12, 2013
Lol. I took a poo today that felt like I was giving birth.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#9 Jan 12, 2013
Becky wrote:
<quoted text>
Haha perhaps to the right person. Though it'll be difficult with its sentimental value...
You mean sementimental value?
Becky

Rock Hill, SC

#10 Jan 12, 2013
See, men can word things much better than I; or should I say semen can can word things much better than ;)

“THE RIGHT IS MOSTLY WRONG”

Since: Jan 13

Washington, D.C.

#11 Jan 13, 2013
Donor wrote:
Hey ladies, are you wanting a baby? If so, let me help you out with that soon. I have my own place where the conception can take place. All you need to do is show up at my place,knock on my door, and i can deliver a sizzling hot load of sperm straight to your spoungelike ovaries to soak up. Immediately following my steamy fresh load i will then proceed to put a small piece of masking tape over your vagina to seal in my sweet juices. So that way all of my tiny little swimmers won’t escape and will have time to swim down your cervix and your Fallopian tubes and head straight to your ovaries. This ad is serious. So if you want a tiny bundle of joy, then im the man to provide you with a beautiful little baby. Ive already made 4 lucky ladies mothers through posting these ads here, and guess what? You could be next.
Narcissistic would-be stud service.
Word Woman

Asheville, NC

#12 Jan 14, 2013
Donor wrote:
Hey ladies, are you wanting a baby? If so, let me help you out with that soon. I have my own place where the conception can take place. All you need to do is show up at my place,knock on my door, and i can deliver a sizzling hot load of sperm straight to your spoungelike ovaries to soak up. Immediately following my steamy fresh load i will then proceed to put a small piece of masking tape over your vagina to seal in my sweet juices. So that way all of my tiny little swimmers won’t escape and will have time to swim down your cervix and your Fallopian tubes and head straight to your ovaries. This ad is serious. So if you want a tiny bundle of joy, then im the man to provide you with a beautiful little baby. Ive already made 4 lucky ladies mothers through posting these ads here, and guess what? You could be next.
Now, there's an offer that's tough to pass up, given that all that would be required of me is showing up to a complete stranger's house, knocking on the door, and immediately allowing him to have unprotected sex with me to get his rocks off, though not in a selfish & manipulative ploy to get laid, but as a random act of kindness on his part to provide the sperm necessary to conceive a child...and then all I will have to do is raise the child on my own, with no help from this kind stranger...simple enough...lmao!!!
Becky

Travelers Rest, SC

#13 Jan 14, 2013
When my bundle of joy asks who his daddy is I'll smile and tell him with pride of the man that offered his unselfish services. He may wonder why so many children in school resembles himself and I'll tell him how generous his dad was with his steamy sperm. Despite what u may think, there are good people out there. So emotional... "Sniff"
Word Woman

Asheville, NC

#14 Jan 14, 2013
Becky wrote:
When my bundle of joy asks who his daddy is I'll smile and tell him with pride of the man that offered his unselfish services. He may wonder why so many children in school resembles himself and I'll tell him how generous his dad was with his steamy sperm. Despite what u may think, there are good people out there. So emotional... "Sniff"
Absolutely...you definitely need to print out his original comment here & display it with great pride in your child's baby book b/c it takes a special kind of man to offer to conceive children with multitudes of women, with the added bonus of describing the experience like a porn star...perfect!!! lol...
Becky

Travelers Rest, SC

#15 Jan 14, 2013
Word Woman wrote:
<quoted text>
Absolutely...you definitely need to print out his original comment here & display it with great pride in your child's baby book b/c it takes a special kind of man to offer to conceive children with multitudes of women, with the added bonus of describing the experience like a porn star...perfect!!! lol...
What a great idea that is! I'll display it beside the original masking tape that was provided with true consideration. LOL word woman
LoveMyGunRights

Fort Mill, SC

#16 Jan 27, 2013
Wow...lmao. This is freakin' hilarious. Good job guys!
funny bone

Lexington, NC

#17 Jan 27, 2013
Becky wrote:
And how proud I am to say I'm one of those four lucky ladies! I even kept the masking tape!
and you must be 1 of his 4 sisters he knocked up right lol.

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