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Since: Sep 12

United States

#64 Mar 26, 2013
I shave my balls ;)
Zorro the Gay Blade

Greeneville, TN

#65 Mar 26, 2013
uneducated hick wrote:
I shave my balls ;)
Can I watch?

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Since: Sep 12

United States

#66 Mar 26, 2013
Zorro the Gay Blade wrote:
<quoted text>Can I watch?
With a name like that the answer is NO. Sorry Gay Blade tricks are for kids.

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Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#67 Mar 26, 2013
I eat kit kats one layer a a time. I also eat everything from around a twix until nothing is left but the cookie.

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Since: Sep 12

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#68 Mar 26, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
I eat kit kats one layer a a time. I also eat everything from around a twix until nothing is left but the cookie.
An I thought word woman was weird lol

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Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#69 Mar 26, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
I eat kit kats one layer a a time. I also eat everything from around a twix until nothing is left but the cookie.
It's rare that I eat sweets... but when I do, and its a kit kat, I do the same thing... I have never had a twix, but I might get one and try that...

Since: Jan 13

Utica, KY

#71 Mar 27, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
I eat kit kats one layer a a time. I also eat everything from around a twix until nothing is left but the cookie.
i do the same thing, been having a hard time with it cause i bought funsize. U should do it with poptarts, that is the best.eat th e crust then the top, then the filling then nothing left but a naked bottom..

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#72 Mar 27, 2013
kristilou wrote:
<quoted text> i do the same thing, been having a hard time with it cause i bought funsize. U should do it with poptarts, that is the best.eat th e crust then the top, then the filling then nothing left but a naked bottom..
The best is eating poptarts out of a naked bottom. As long as the only crust is on the poptarts, of course. Just sticks like sliding a credit card, really. ;)

Since: Dec 11

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#73 Mar 27, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
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The best is eating poptarts out of a naked bottom. As long as the only crust is on the poptarts, of course. Just sticks like sliding a credit card, really. ;)
What if you are denied after you swipe your pop tart? Should a person have multiple pop tart accounts and carry several tarts at one time,so if one is denied another one can be quickly swiped? Is that debit or credit? Are any other toaster pastries accepted at that current location?BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A!Happy snacking!

Since: Mar 12

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#74 Mar 27, 2013
Dixie iron fist wrote:
<quoted text>What if you are denied after you swipe your pop tart? Should a person have multiple pop tart accounts and carry several tarts at one time,so if one is denied another one can be quickly swiped? Is that debit or credit? Are any other toaster pastries accepted at that current location?BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A!Happy snacking!
Really? Can you possibly imagine being given permission to swipe and being denied? I didn't say try this at the bank! It's still the only way I'll eat a poptart! Pretty generic pastry without that honey.

Since: Dec 11

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#75 Mar 27, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
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Really? Can you possibly imagine being given permission to swipe and being denied? I didn't say try this at the bank! It's still the only way I'll eat a poptart! Pretty generic pastry without that honey.
Hey!Permission has been granted and denied before!You know how women change their minds..........

Since: Mar 12

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#76 Mar 27, 2013
Dixie iron fist wrote:
<quoted text>Hey!Permission has been granted and denied before!You know how women change their minds..........
That's crazy as Hell! They have to be real quick to get their panties back on during the toaster cycle! Just ask Word Woman. If you ever get her to lighten up that much, you can slide a brick oven Digiorno's down that crack!

Since: Jan 13

Utica, KY

#77 Mar 27, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
<quoted text>
Really? Can you possibly imagine being given permission to swipe and being denied? I didn't say try this at the bank! It's still the only way I'll eat a poptart! Pretty generic pastry without that honey.
ill never look at my strawberry poptarts the same.

Since: Dec 11

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#78 Mar 27, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
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That's crazy as Hell! They have to be real quick to get their panties back on during the toaster cycle! Just ask Word Woman. If you ever get her to lighten up that much, you can slide a brick oven Digiorno's down that crack!
GOD I LOVE PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!

Since: Mar 12

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#79 Mar 27, 2013
kristilou wrote:
<quoted text>ill never look at my strawberry poptarts the same.
You don't have to. I already said I'll be the one eating them. And I'm not too sure how you can see out of just one eye while I'm doing it. Damn, sometimes I just kill me!

Since: Mar 13

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#81 Mar 27, 2013
My Cristmas tree is ALWAYS up until at least mid January...
I don't mow my yard until AFTER Easter, even though no one hunts eggs in my yard...
If I run out of toilet paper I use McDonald napkins...
My laundry room is hazardous...
I'm late to work every day because they let me...(Yes, I'm one of those..)
I hate soft drinks...
I have no favorite color...
I will paint my walls quarterly...
Every dam lightbulb in my house blows at the same time...
I love coffee...
I have to pee...

Since: Apr 11

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#82 Mar 27, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
My Cristmas tree is ALWAYS up until at least mid January...
I don't mow my yard until AFTER Easter, even though no one hunts eggs in my yard...
If I run out of toilet paper I use McDonald napkins...
My laundry room is hazardous...
I'm late to work every day because they let me...(Yes, I'm one of those..)
I hate soft drinks...
I have no favorite color...
I will paint my walls quarterly...
Every dam lightbulb in my house blows at the same time...
I love coffee...
I have to pee...
Wow we do have a lot in common.

Since: Mar 13

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#83 Mar 27, 2013
blackcatgreeneyes wrote:
<quoted text>Wow we do have a lot in common.
You have to pee too?

Since: Mar 12

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#84 Mar 28, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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You have to pee too?
I find it more convenient to sit on a stack of towels than to keep getting up to go to the bath-room.

Since: Jan 13

Tucker, GA

#85 Mar 28, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
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I find it more convenient to sit on a stack of towels than to keep getting up to go to the bath-room.
just remember to fold them back up when ur done. Cant stand a messy room.

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