I was just thinking about you. I'm watching Return of the Jedi on TV. The Emperor said, "...your transition to the Dark Side is nearly complete." I smiled.
Do you know I have never seen a Star Wars flick?! I bet you know most of the words to every film.
I'm anxiously awaiting the Doe in Heat workshop. Maybe if I douse myself with enough pheromones I will attract a mate. Knowing my luck, I will be mauled by a wondering bear who by amazing luck found his way into the Greeneville Walmart singles mixer. Alas, that could be my last chance to be touched by a male so I guess it will be ok. But then again, he too might
be lured away to the video gamers in aisle 7, eating sardines, Moon Pies
and Vienna sausages.