Ever been atacked by a roster?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Dec 17, 2012

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he tryed to peck my eyes out

he pecked my pecker

he floged my azz

i rang that cocks neck

he was dangreous

Whiners

Jonesborough, TN

#1 Dec 18, 2012
Say what?

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#2 Dec 18, 2012
One time in high school. It was before a football game. The wind blew the roster out of my coaches hands and it tackled me near the sideline. I wasn't very good.
Redneck

Brentwood, TN

#3 Dec 18, 2012
I bet my roster is bigger than your roster

“You gotta stand for something”

Since: Sep 10

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#4 Dec 18, 2012
My brothers "rooster" attacked me when I was putting my son in his car seat. It only happened once, I had some scratches...he had a broken neck. Ugh! I hate chickens.

Since: Dec 11

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#5 Dec 18, 2012
When I was little my grandaddy had chickens and I went to help him get eggs and a rooster broke bad on me. Scared me to death.

Since: Oct 12

Greeneville, TN

#6 Dec 19, 2012
I was helping a family member count his chickens one night because of a fox. A hen went crazy as I was holding the pen up. As I was being attacked all the guy could say was I better not drop the pen on one of his chickens. Then we got to the roosters and the same thing happened. Only this one made me bleed. Never will I ever help count chickens in this life time.
roster vicktim

Gaffney, SC

#7 Dec 19, 2012
One day a roster packed me on the fanger and whooped up on my lag purty good. His name was Roy and he made a durn fine Roy noodle soup. I'll not take no guff from ary a fowl!
Alyagotado

Greeneville, TN

#9 Dec 20, 2012
Jenny H from the block wrote:
My brothers "rooster" attacked me when I was putting my son in his car seat. It only happened once, I had some scratches...he had a broken neck. Ugh! I hate chickens.
So, your brother attacked you with his cock, and you choked his chicken until you broke it's neck...Hmmm. Couldn't you have just turned your beaver loose on it? Well, this is Greeneville...It's stories like this that make the yankees believe we're all in-bred hicks! Help us Lord.

“You gotta stand for something”

Since: Sep 10

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#11 Dec 21, 2012
Alyagotado wrote:
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So, your brother attacked you with his cock, and you choked his chicken until you broke it's neck...Hmmm. Couldn't you have just turned your beaver loose on it? Well, this is Greeneville...It's stories like this that make the yankees believe we're all in-bred hicks! Help us Lord.
No troll, that's not how the story goes. Get your mind out of the sh°thole! That kind of thing may happen in your family, but not in mine.
NobodyUKno

Greeneville, TN

#12 Dec 21, 2012
My teacher hit me over the head with a roster once. It hurt.
Joe Jack

Elizabethton, TN

#13 Feb 1, 2013
roster? What the hell is that?

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