101 uses for dead people

Since: Dec 11

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#1 Jan 3, 2013
Graveyards take up too much land. Lets recycle!
kohlrabi

Johnson City, TN

#2 Jan 3, 2013
OK! But won't recycled human remains ground up for use as fertilizer and animal feed make the beans, milk, and hamburgers taste funny?

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#3 Jan 3, 2013
kohlrabi wrote:
OK! But won't recycled human remains ground up for use as fertilizer and animal feed make the beans, milk, and hamburgers taste funny?
Only if they were clowns or standup comedians.
hmmm

Brentwood, TN

#4 Jan 4, 2013
I say hang them in your trees around your home, it might keep somebody who's considering to rob or steal from you to think twice.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#5 Jan 4, 2013
Two words: Soylent Green
Alyagotado

Nashville, TN

#6 Jan 4, 2013
Lube them up and use them in the school system to teach sex ed. They could not only learn about safe sex, but could also practice their technique!
yuck

Charlotte, NC

#7 Jan 4, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
Lube them up and use them in the school system to teach sex ed. They could not only learn about safe sex, but could also practice their technique!
are you a coroner thats sick
kohlrabi

Johnson City, TN

#8 Jan 4, 2013
hmmm wrote:
I say hang them in your trees around your home, it might keep somebody who's considering to rob or steal from you to think twice.
Wouldn't it be kind of messy when some of the riper ones fall apart and hit the ground?

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