101 uses for dead people

Posted in the Greeneville Forum

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#1 Jan 3, 2013
Graveyards take up too much land. Lets recycle!
kohlrabi

Johnson City, TN

#2 Jan 3, 2013
OK! But won't recycled human remains ground up for use as fertilizer and animal feed make the beans, milk, and hamburgers taste funny?

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#3 Jan 3, 2013
kohlrabi wrote:
OK! But won't recycled human remains ground up for use as fertilizer and animal feed make the beans, milk, and hamburgers taste funny?
Only if they were clowns or standup comedians.
hmmm

Brentwood, TN

#4 Jan 4, 2013
I say hang them in your trees around your home, it might keep somebody who's considering to rob or steal from you to think twice.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#5 Jan 4, 2013
Two words: Soylent Green
Alyagotado

Greeneville, TN

#6 Jan 4, 2013
Lube them up and use them in the school system to teach sex ed. They could not only learn about safe sex, but could also practice their technique!
yuck

Charlotte, NC

#7 Jan 4, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
Lube them up and use them in the school system to teach sex ed. They could not only learn about safe sex, but could also practice their technique!
are you a coroner thats sick
kohlrabi

Johnson City, TN

#8 Jan 4, 2013
hmmm wrote:
I say hang them in your trees around your home, it might keep somebody who's considering to rob or steal from you to think twice.
Wouldn't it be kind of messy when some of the riper ones fall apart and hit the ground?

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Greeneville Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
Eddie Jennings 9 min loadmouth 8
What is your favorite quote? 29 min Red_Forman 5
fun thing to do ***Keep a Word~Drop a Word*** (Sep '10) 34 min Red_Forman 6,661
lawsuit against county schools 57 min Mad Parent 35
Richard C Yohey 1 hr to good for him 1
wheel tax 1 hr Mark 108
Local Massage Businesses 1 hr Pretend 2 B Normal 6
live at the valley 21 hr my opion 43
Greeneville Dating
Find my Match
More from around the web

Greeneville People Search

Addresses and phone numbers for FREE

Personal Finance

Mortgages [ See current mortgage rates ]

NFL Latest News

Updated 8:11 am PST

Bleacher Report 8:11AM
Which Panthers Free Agents Will Return in 2015?
NBC Sports 6:32 AM
Panthers G.M. on Cam Newton: "We want him here. I want him here"
NBC Sports 3:31 PM
Report: Sal Sunseri to leave Florida State for position with Oakland Raiders
ESPN 8:07 AM
Spygate, 'culture of cheating' vexes ex-GM
Yahoo! Sports10:47 AM
Former Panthers GM wonders if Patriots cheated in their Super Bowl