a forum for cooter grooming and va.J....

a forum for cooter grooming and va.J.J. hygiene.

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Cat Turd

Greenville, SC

#1 Sep 11, 2013
For the days you don't feel quite so fresh.

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#2 Sep 11, 2013
Just Febreze it.

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#3 Sep 11, 2013
Cat Turd wrote:
For the days you don't feel quite so fresh.
But for future reference, what are your grooming rates?
observer

Sevierville, TN

#4 Sep 11, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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But for future reference, what are your grooming rates?
well i dont have a lot of money but will pay what i can!!
theycallmePoopyB allZ

Greeneville, TN

#5 Sep 11, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>But for future reference, what are your grooming rates?
I charge 6 $ but you have to pay in quarters. I like to play claw machines.

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#6 Sep 11, 2013
theycallmePoopyBallZ wrote:
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I charge 6 $ but you have to pay in quarters. I like to play claw machines.
Sweet! Friday work for you?

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#7 Sep 12, 2013
I'm sitting her LMAO, just thinking about what a stranger must think if he accidentally rolls into the Greeneville Topix, sees this TOpix thread and doesn't know all the history here. LOL It's just too funny to contemplate..lol
Cat Turd

Smartt, TN

#8 Sep 12, 2013
FriendofDog wrote:
I'm sitting her LMAO, just thinking about what a stranger must think if he accidentally rolls into the Greeneville Topix, sees this TOpix thread and doesn't know all the history here. LOL It's just too funny to contemplate..lol
All scooters need grooming,it's a universal fact.

“You gotta stand for something”

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#9 Sep 12, 2013
Can we call it something other than a cooter? How bout a snatch? Cooter is my maiden name.... I guess that's why I married at 18. Lol! Gym class always sucked when the coach only refered to you by your last name. I can't imagine how Dick Trickle felt as a child. Lmao! True story!:D
theycallmePoopyB allZ

Greeneville, TN

#10 Sep 12, 2013
FriendofDog wrote:
I'm sitting her LMAO, just thinking about what a stranger must think if he accidentally rolls into the Greeneville Topix, sees this TOpix thread and doesn't know all the history here. LOL It's just too funny to contemplate..lol
Maybe my business will take off then.

“You gotta stand for something”

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#12 Sep 12, 2013
ummm wrote:
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That wasn't funny, my last name is snatch!
Bahahaha!!!! I would say I'm sorry but......:)
Jar Head

Nashville, TN

#13 Sep 12, 2013
ummm wrote:
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That wasn't funny, my last name is snatch!
LMAO......At least your name isn't Cooter Snatch.
Jar Head

Nashville, TN

#15 Sep 12, 2013
Jar Head wrote:
Come by my beauty shop when we open and I'll pick the crabs out of your bush. No charge for Topix girls.
Once again......not the real Jar Head
Big Dick Slade

Greeneville, TN

#16 Sep 12, 2013
Listen up all you hot ladies with a not so fresh feeling va jj, Big Dick Slade loves some dirty snatch now and then. The mighty Dickster feels that this is the "true" essence of a women. Her "natural" aroma if you will. Get it in your mustache and she's with you all day. AAAWWWW YEAH!!!! Throw a little dirty a$$ in there to while we're at it. Crabs and venerial disease not with standing of course.
Jenny H,... how you doin' with your fine self. Haven't heard from you in a while. When your done after a hot day of horse back riding, call up ole' Big Dick Slade. Cash money for them dirty panties and even more for a "cat" bath in person. Hell to the 3rd power YEAH!!!! Give some feed back ladies!

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#17 Sep 12, 2013
Big Dick Slade wrote:
Listen up all you hot ladies with a not so fresh feeling va jj, Big Dick Slade loves some dirty snatch now and then. The mighty Dickster feels that this is the "true" essence of a women. Her "natural" aroma if you will. Get it in your mustache and she's with you all day. AAAWWWW YEAH!!!! Throw a little dirty a$$ in there to while we're at it. Crabs and venerial disease not with standing of course.
Jenny H,... how you doin' with your fine self. Haven't heard from you in a while. When your done after a hot day of horse back riding, call up ole' Big Dick Slade. Cash money for them dirty panties and even more for a "cat" bath in person. Hell to the 3rd power YEAH!!!! Give some feed back ladies!
I bet you rock the Magnum P.I. look.

“You gotta stand for something”

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#18 Sep 12, 2013
Big Dick Slade wrote:
Listen up all you hot ladies with a not so fresh feeling va jj, Big Dick Slade loves some dirty snatch now and then. The mighty Dickster feels that this is the "true" essence of a women. Her "natural" aroma if you will. Get it in your mustache and she's with you all day. AAAWWWW YEAH!!!! Throw a little dirty a$$ in there to while we're at it. Crabs and venerial disease not with standing of course.
Jenny H,... how you doin' with your fine self. Haven't heard from you in a while. When your done after a hot day of horse back riding, call up ole' Big Dick Slade. Cash money for them dirty panties and even more for a "cat" bath in person. Hell to the 3rd power YEAH!!!! Give some feed back ladies!
Lmao! Thanks for the shout out. Doin' good here, and I hope you are too. I'm gonna have to pass on that offer, I got a man happy to inspect it daily and has been for 5 years now. Lol! Sold the horses, riding a Harley these days.:)
theycallmePoopyB allZ

Denver, NC

#19 Sep 12, 2013
Big Dick Slade wrote:
Listen up all you hot ladies with a not so fresh feeling va jj, Big Dick Slade loves some dirty snatch now and then. The mighty Dickster feels that this is the "true" essence of a women. Her "natural" aroma if you will. Get it in your mustache and she's with you all day. AAAWWWW YEAH!!!! Throw a little dirty a$$ in there to while we're at it. Crabs and venerial disease not with standing of course.
Jenny H,... how you doin' with your fine self. Haven't heard from you in a while. When your done after a hot day of horse back riding, call up ole' Big Dick Slade. Cash money for them dirty panties and even more for a "cat" bath in person. Hell to the 3rd power YEAH!!!! Give some feed back ladies!
My ballz need some washing. They stink too.
Bick Dick Slade

Greeneville, TN

#20 Sep 12, 2013
Jenny H,...good choice on the ride. Horses are like a women, they have a mind of their own. Dangerous. theycallmePoopyB allz.....Im ignoring you. Se7en187 if thats you in that little pic on the left then, let me introduce you to the strongest tongue on the east coast. Did the Dickster mention that he has a black belt in cunnilingous maximus. Don't shower when we meet. Ole' dickmeister wants that "essence"! Imagine Tom Selleck on steroids! Come on ladies, don't be shy!
Bick Dick Slade

Greeneville, TN

#22 Sep 12, 2013
No darlin.......The mighty Dick Slade( yes, I just caught the typo above, Big not Bick), is far from PeeWee. Hermans ex, assuming you are a hot female, come try me on. Just like Mcdonalds, millions served and definately pleazed! AAAAAAWWWWW YYYEEEAAAHHH BIT(HES!!!! I hope your dirty. i AM.
Dogwood_Dr_Chick

Gaithersburg, MD

#23 Sep 12, 2013
Bick Dick Slade wrote:
No darlin.......The mighty Dick Slade( yes, I just caught the typo above, Big not Bick), is far from PeeWee. Hermans ex, assuming you are a hot female, come try me on. Just like Mcdonalds, millions served and definately pleazed! AAAAAAWWWWW YYYEEEAAAHHH BIT(HES!!!! I hope your dirty. i AM.
How much? Do you deliver?

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