cannibal restaurants

[hungry]

Do cannibal restaurants exist in other parts of the world?

[not a gourmet]

Chain of restaurants possible. McCarcass. Burger Body. Kentucky Fried Corpse.

[Pretend 2 B Normal]

Don't forget Pop's Eyes, captain Knees, and Heartees.

[critic]

Locally, The Brain Pot, Pizza Heart, Deadly Queen.

[Pretend 2 B Normal]

And if it spreads out west you have Carl's Jugular, Jack In A Box (no need to change that one), and Skin and Gout Burgers.

[Yep]

Also, don't forget our local favorite THE SPLEEN BARN.

[MystDefy]

Chucky's Knees, Fat Boys, KnotHEADS

[choke]

And don't forget hooters lol. Literally

[MystDefy]

If you have a taste for body parts and can't afford to eat out, potted meat is cheap and choke full of peckers and lips.

[Alyagotado]

I've never eaten a woman in a restaurant. I always figured it was better to get that to go. That's the one thing you can eat in bed without worrying about crumbs. And if you have to worry about crumbs, you're probably better off not eating it.

[Pretend 2 B Normal]

Alyagotado wrote:

I've never eaten a woman in a restaurant. I always figured it was better to get that to go. That's the one thing you can eat in bed without worrying about crumbs. And if you have to worry about crumbs, you're probably better off not eating it.

I hate when they smother it in cocktail sauce.

[MystDefy]

Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:

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I hate when they smother it in cocktail sauce.

And for Pete's sake, watch out for cottage cheese. Don't even go there.

[Alyagotado]

I'm not eating any woman with cocktail sauce or cottage cheese. I prefer my clam fresh. However, I don't mind a little landing strip tickling my nose. This is the one time I won't complain because there's hair in my soup.