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“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#1 Jan 13, 2014
First of all I'm not really sure what the odds are of a corporal committing a crime that would deserve punishment but let's pretend. What are some non traditional punishments you can think of? I'll go first:
I think the criminal should be forced to walk bare foot and blind folded for 30 minutes through a room of dining room chairs and coffee tables. Little piggies will go more than wee wee wee.
They should be given laxatives and then locked in a bathroom with nothing but one inner cardboard tube from toilet paper and a container or Clorox disinfecting wipes.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#3 Jan 13, 2014
duh wrote:
Stupid azz.
I won't deny that.
blood

Johnson City, TN

#4 Jan 13, 2014
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
First of all I'm not really sure what the odds are of a corporal committing a crime that would deserve punishment but let's pretend. What are some non traditional punishments you can think of? I'll go first:
I think the criminal should be forced to walk bare foot and blind folded for 30 minutes through a room of dining room chairs and coffee tables. Little piggies will go more than wee wee wee.
They should be given laxatives and then locked in a bathroom with nothing but one inner cardboard tube from toilet paper and a container or Clorox disinfecting wipes.
punishment or sadism?

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#5 Jan 13, 2014
blood wrote:
<quoted text>punishment or sadism?
I guess it depends on if a video of it will win me the grand prize on funniest home videos.
unc

Charlotte, NC

#6 Jan 13, 2014
Force them to read all 600+ posts in the "WW will you please delete this post?" thread during one sitting.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#7 Jan 13, 2014
unc wrote:
Force them to read all 600+ posts in the "WW will you please delete this post?" thread during one sitting.
Dude this is just a joke thread. You didn't have to get all serious with the punishment. That's a step worse than water boarding.
unc

Charlotte, NC

#8 Jan 13, 2014
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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Dude this is just a joke thread. You didn't have to get all serious with the punishment. That's a step worse than water boarding.
I did get carried away with that one. Please forgive me.
Oh, going back to one you mentioned, I had always imagined that if stepping on a single Lego was bad, I wonder the amount of torture it would be to walk across a whole carpet full of Lego pieces, barefoot and blind.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#9 Jan 14, 2014
unc wrote:
<quoted text>I did get carried away with that one. Please forgive me.
Oh, going back to one you mentioned, I had always imagined that if stepping on a single Lego was bad, I wonder the amount of torture it would be to walk across a whole carpet full of Lego pieces, barefoot and blind.
I imagine the testing facility at every toy company in the world contains adults forced to walk bare foot over the products. If it draws blood it gets the stamp of approval.
TheFew

Jonesborough, TN

#11 Jan 14, 2014
WHAT

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#12 Jan 14, 2014
duh wrote:
<quoted text>Joke thread? When do we get something remotely funny?
I was hoping someone would help me out with that.

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#13 Jan 14, 2014
Tie them to a chair sit em in the middle of the room with About 30 cranky 2 year olds whose diapers need changing and we'll go from there.

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#15 Jan 14, 2014
Well it can't be that smart it gets sat on... but thanks for the heads up.
Historian

United States

#16 Jan 14, 2014
In Other countries they unleash 20 starving hungry chained down for days wild dogs on people that don't play fair, p!ss them off, or don't go by the rules. If that doesnT make you proud to be anAmerican then I dont now what does ?
TheFew

Chesterfield, SC

#17 Jan 30, 2014
Greene Cointy is Republican and supports Corporal Punishment.
Jerry

United States

#18 Mar 28, 2014
In other countries they do and will release 50 starving wild dogs for punishment

. I know they do seen it on tv
Laura

United States

#19 Apr 1, 2014
"In Other countries they unleash 20 starving hungry chained down for days wild dogs on people that don't play fair, p!ss them off, or don't go by the rules. If that doesnT make you proud to be an American then I dont now what does ?"

Poor puppies :-(
morning star

Charlotte, NC

#20 Apr 2, 2014
The debator

United States

#21 Apr 2, 2014
http://www.debata.idebate.org/debatabase/deba...

shttp://www.debata.idebate.org /debatabase/debates/law/corpor al-punishment-adult-offenders
Okay

Charlotte, NC

#22 Apr 30, 2014
What about the death penalty guy that dies 45 mins. after euthanized from a heartattack ?
Sharia Law

Boardman, OR

#23 Apr 30, 2014
In the Middle East, they just chop people's heads off. Instant, painless, low cost and 100% effective.

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