The HAWK - a true American Hero

The HAWK - a true American Hero

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Hawkman

Greeneville, TN

#1 Jul 11, 2014
When the HAWK was in Vietnam he came across a poor orphan child dying by the road. The child had been bonked on the head with a coconut by the Viet-Cong.

The HAWK gave the child a Hershey Bar and crawled through the jungle with him and saved his life.

The bad guys tried to stop HAWK, but he punched them all into next week! Their AK-47s and bayonets and grenades were no match for HAWK's superior American punches.

Once they reached an American base, the HAWK paid to have the child flown to St. Jude's Hospital where they fixed his leg that the Viet-Cong had broken. They also put a plate in his skull. He can hear radio stations now when he tilts his head right.

The HAWK helped him become an American citizen and this boy grew up to be a proud Telephone Sanitizer in Cleveland!

See what a hero the HAWK is!

“The doctor is in!”

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#2 Jul 11, 2014
I did like the Telephone Sanitizer remark! And where else could it be but Cleveland?

Since: Jul 11

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#3 Jul 11, 2014
I LOL'd!

^_^
ObongoHussein

Greeneville, TN

#4 Jul 12, 2014
I am becoming a fan of the Hawkman
BOiaF

Greeneville, TN

#5 Jul 12, 2014
Hawkman wrote:
When the HAWK was in Vietnam he came across a poor orphan child dying by the road. The child had been bonked on the head with a coconut by the Viet-Cong.
The HAWK gave the child a Hershey Bar and crawled through the jungle with him and saved his life.
The bad guys tried to stop HAWK, but he punched them all into next week! Their AK-47s and bayonets and grenades were no match for HAWK's superior American punches.
Once they reached an American base, the HAWK paid to have the child flown to St. Jude's Hospital where they fixed his leg that the Viet-Cong had broken. They also put a plate in his skull. He can hear radio stations now when he tilts his head right.
The HAWK helped him become an American citizen and this boy grew up to be a proud Telephone Sanitizer in Cleveland!
See what a hero the HAWK is!
All I see is an ignorant, useless poster with too much time on its hands.
You're a 1st class scumbag.

“The doctor is in!”

Since: Jul 14

Location hidden

#6 Jul 12, 2014
A little jocularity never hurt no one.
Hawkman

Greeneville, TN

#7 Jul 13, 2014
BOiaF wrote:
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All I see is an ignorant, useless poster with too much time on its hands.
You're a 1st class scumbag.
Careful I will tell the HAWK and you will be sad!

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