Cousin Earl

Greeneville, TN

#1 Jul 29, 2014
Greene County Redneck: Help! My buddy fell out of the deer stand I think; I think he might be dead.
911: Sir, please calm down; can you make sure he's not alive?
Greene County Redneck: Yea, just a sec.*gunshot* Ok, he's dead, now what?

You might be a Greene County mom if you let your 16 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids!

Where's the best place for a Greene County Man to pick up women? His family reunion!
funny

Greeneville, TN

#2 Jul 30, 2014
Cousin Earl wrote:
Greene County Redneck: Help! My buddy fell out of the deer stand I think; I think he might be dead.
911: Sir, please calm down; can you make sure he's not alive?
Greene County Redneck: Yea, just a sec.*gunshot* Ok, he's dead, now what?
You might be a Greene County mom if you let your 16 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids!
Where's the best place for a Greene County Man to pick up women? His family reunion!
Funny cause its so true

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