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“Read all about it!”

Since: Jan 11

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#22 Mar 23, 2013
Oh lordy.. with my OCD and constant handwashing, I would go mad without paper towels. lol Cloth towels have cootie's on them..Yuk!(GRIN) A cloth towel is NOT your friend. lol

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#23 Mar 23, 2013
Whatever wrote:
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Maybe brand new sheets?
Love the cross thread joke.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#24 Mar 23, 2013
Wet Willie wrote:
<quoted text>Is there anything that feels better than wiping with a brand new sock ?
In a long ago thread I told the story of that actually happening to me. The last sentence went a little like this "I didn't have the heart to tell her that I had made a puppet out of the sock and made it say 'This stuff tastes like shit.' She may not have understood."
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#25 Mar 23, 2013
Whatever wrote:
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Maybe brand new sheets?
Wiping with them, or slipping into them?
Turd Ferguson

Greeneville, TN

#26 Mar 23, 2013
blackcatgreeneyes wrote:
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I do not buy paper towels period...cheap napkins sometimes
I use the cheap napkins from the gs station that are free. They come in handy for wiping both my mouth and toosh. They're rough as sandpaper, but hey, they get the job done.
average working factry wo

Burlington, NC

#27 Mar 23, 2013
IM a cheap date
Ethel the Poopface-Killah

Dunlap, TN

#28 Mar 23, 2013
Turd Ferguson wrote:
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I use the cheap napkins from the gs station that are free. They come in handy for wiping both my mouth and toosh. They're rough as sandpaper, but hey, they get the job done.
The napkins from Central Park are the best.
Whatever

Elizabethton, TN

#29 Mar 23, 2013
Wet Willie wrote:
<quoted text>Wiping with them, or slipping into them?
I'll leave that up to you.
Whatever

Elizabethton, TN

#30 Mar 23, 2013
Turd Ferguson wrote:
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I use the cheap napkins from the gs station that are free. They come in handy for wiping both my mouth and toosh. They're rough as sandpaper, but hey, they get the job done.
Which one do you wipe first? Are you the original Turd Ferguson from back in the burger chef days?
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#31 Mar 23, 2013
Whatever wrote:
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Which one do you wipe first? Are you the original Turd Ferguson from back in the burger chef days?
Holy shit! You mean there's more than one?

Since: Feb 10

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#32 Mar 23, 2013
I'm cheap when it comes to the electric bill.. it's cold at my house in the winter and a little on the warm side in the summer ... hate giving all my hard earned money to the electric company _
Whatever

Elizabethton, TN

#33 Mar 23, 2013
Wet Willie wrote:
<quoted text>Holy shit! You mean there's more than one?
I doubt it. Surely there is not another turd. He is a jewel.

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