My boyfriend will not go down on me...

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#25 Aug 24, 2013
Put it right smack dab in his face ... if he does nothing... help him with his hair salon career.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#26 Aug 24, 2013
Sit on his face while he is sleeping and tell him you're not getting up until the job is done!
What Was I Thinking

Greeneville, TN

#27 Aug 24, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
Put it right smack dab in his face ... if he does nothing... help him with his hair salon career.
LOL!!!! That cracked me up. If he isn't willing to try it first, could you imagine what he would do if she just put it all up in his face.

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#28 Aug 24, 2013
What Was I Thinking wrote:
<quoted text>LOL!!!! That cracked me up. If he isn't willing to try it first, could you imagine what he would do if she just put it all up in his face.
could you imagine what he would do if she just put it all up in his face.-quoted

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Cat Turd

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#29 Aug 24, 2013
Let Mikey eat it. He'll eat anything.

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#30 Aug 24, 2013
Cat Turd wrote:
Let Mikey eat it. He'll eat anything.
lol
No, it's not like Mikey.
Mikey wouldn't know the difference between a box of "life" and winning the lottery...
lmao

Greeneville, TN

#31 Aug 24, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>
could you imagine what he would do if she just put it all up in his face.-quoted
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I'd eat it

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#32 Aug 24, 2013
Cat Turd wrote:
Let Mikey eat it. He'll eat anything.
By the way, Corn Flakes is better than Life cereal. This is a studied fact, Most All Doctors agree (that's his name, Most All Doctors). A man had his name changed to this, btw, and was paid to say he agrees.
lmao

Greeneville, TN

#33 Aug 24, 2013
Sometimes I'd rather eat it and do it. I guess I just love it.

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#34 Aug 24, 2013
lmao wrote:
Sometimes I'd rather eat it and do it. I guess I just love it.
Well, yeah...

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#35 Aug 24, 2013
Cat Turd wrote:
Let Mikey eat it. He'll eat anything.
Clearly she's not dating Mikey...I actually think that kid died...

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#36 Aug 24, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
<quoted text>Clearly she's not dating Mikey...I actually think that kid died...
From not going down... It was on NBC... sad, sad...

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#37 Aug 24, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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From not going down... It was on NBC... sad, sad...
Oh, see, I heard that he did & suffocated down there, but I watch Fox News...damn media bias...lol ;)
Cat Turd

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#38 Aug 24, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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Clearly she's not dating Mikey...I actually think that kid died...
From a hair ball.Those coil springs are not easily regurgitate.I only tap dance on hardwood floors.

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#39 Aug 24, 2013
Cat Turd wrote:
<quoted text>From a hair ball.Those coil springs are not easily regurgitate.I only tap dance on hardwood floors.
You need to double ck those references noob.

“See you in the funny papers...”

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#40 Aug 24, 2013
Cat Turd wrote:
<quoted text>From a hair ball.Those coil springs are not easily regurgitate.I only tap dance on hardwood floors.
Oh, I think you'd do a jig on a shag carpet if the room was visually appealing enough...lol ;)
Cat Turd

United States

#41 Aug 24, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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Oh, I think you'd do a jig on a shag carpet if the room was visually appealing enough...lol ;)
Maybe a soft shoe shuffle.
Cat Turd

United States

#42 Aug 24, 2013
Cat Turd wrote:
<quoted text>Maybe a soft shoe shuffle.
Not if it looks like Buckwheat in the leg scissors.

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#43 Aug 24, 2013
Cat Turd wrote:
<quoted text>Maybe a soft shoe shuffle.
LMAO...that's what I thought ;)

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#44 Aug 24, 2013
Cat Turd wrote:
<quoted text>Not if it looks like Buckwheat in the leg scissors.
Ok...I'll give ya that one ;)

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