ever pooped ur pants while driving?

ever pooped ur pants while driving?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Jun 6, 2012

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yes slid out of the seat

recked ran down a bank

my family bailed out at stop sign

the kids vomited

tryed to make it home hammer down

was a mushy mess

ur pants

“The Man, The Myth, The Legend”

Since: Jun 10

Do ya feel lucky punk?

#1 Jun 6, 2012
The family bailed on me like the law was after us.

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#2 Jun 6, 2012
yes and I ruined my seat. Had to buy a blanket to put over it. couldn't get the stains or smell out for a long time.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#3 Jun 6, 2012
On my way to meet my fiancées family for the first time. Luckily it was an overnight trip and I had reinforcements. Would not have wanted to be the person taking out the trash from that gas station bathroom.

Since: May 12

United States

#4 Jun 6, 2012
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
On my way to meet my fiancées family for the first time. Luckily it was an overnight trip and I had reinforcements. Would not have wanted to be the person taking out the trash from that gas station bathroom.
You should of had your depends on!!

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#5 Jun 7, 2012
Wandering123456789 wrote:
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You should of had your depends on!!
I had just used my last one peeing myself between chattanooga and Atlanta.
Turd Ferguson

Brentwood, TN

#6 Jun 7, 2012
I pooped in someone else's pants I had on one time. I had diarrhea and didn't wanna mess in my own so I borrowed theirs :)

Since: Dec 11

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#7 Jun 7, 2012
Almost. I just clamped down real hard and floored it.
Ray

Marion, VA

#8 Jun 8, 2012
It wasn't real bad until I tried to get out of my car after I shat my pants full. That's when it got hairy.

“The Man, The Myth, The Legend”

Since: Jun 10

Do ya feel lucky punk?

#9 Jun 27, 2012
Had a close call last night but I made it home. I was prairie dogging bad.
lol

United States

#10 Jun 27, 2012
Yes, I sure have. I broke out in a cold sweat trying to hold it and couldn't.
Alyagotado

Nashville, TN

#11 Jun 28, 2012
Yes. I had the flu. But I have a near miss that was hysterical. I was hauling a load of electronics out of Mexico. I'd just eaten some kind of chicken (I hope!) The line of trucks in front of me was from Hell. My belly just kept rumbling. I had that feeling like I was holding back a ton of crap and was afraid to fart. I finally couldn't take it anymore and hit the brake. I ran out from my truck and found a tree to hide behind. When I bolted, Customs thought I was running from then. They caught up while I was shooting the fert. One guy said, Oh, Geez. Pretty funny. Felt ok after I squirted about a gallon.
Andrew 47

Melbourne, Australia

#12 Mar 5, 2013
After I had visited someone in hospital one night, I pooped my pants on the drive home which took about 1hr then as usual I wet,got home showered got cleaned up & put on my adult nappy,before going to bed and slept like a baby.

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