How u wart of a attacker?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on May 16, 2013

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knee him in the egg bag

talk smack to him

dooble dare him to hit you

offer her a doobie

call her a ho dog

tell him u got ades

ax to see his id

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“I'M BACK.......SPORA DICALLY”

Since: Jun 12

BUFFALO, NY

#1 May 16, 2013
flatulation!
INLAW RACER

Elizabethton, TN

#2 May 16, 2013
all will work
burrito sandwich

Kings Mountain, NC

#4 May 16, 2013
Tell him you have a job application for his pill billy ass...he'll run the other way
WTH

Elizabethton, TN

#5 May 16, 2013
Give him what he wants and hope he don't ruin you.

Since: Nov 11

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#6 May 16, 2013
Run like hell.

“Bazinga!”

Since: May 13

Greeneville TN

#7 May 16, 2013
Is this post pertaining to the removal of a wart from an attacker or how to thwart a criminal from beating the shit out of you and taking all your stuff?

Since: Mar 13

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#8 May 16, 2013
LoveMyGunRights wrote:
Is this post pertaining to the removal of a wart from an attacker or how to thwart a criminal from beating the shit out of you and taking all your stuff?
Obviously the removal of a wart.

“Bazinga!”

Since: May 13

Greeneville TN

#9 May 16, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>
Obviously the removal of a wart.
Yes!! I'm on the right one then!! Well back to the subject at hand, the doctor would probably be their best bet. None of the over the counter stuff works very well.

Since: Mar 13

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#10 May 16, 2013
LoveMyGunRights wrote:
<quoted text>Yes!! I'm on the right one then!! Well back to the subject at hand, the doctor would probably be their best bet. None of the over the counter stuff works very well.
Yup! They'll burn that sucker right off!
yep

Johnson City, TN

#11 May 17, 2013
Dr. Scholls make a small bottle of wart remover that doesn't work so don't depend on that product.
burrito sandwich

Elizabethton, TN

#13 May 17, 2013
yep wrote:
Dr. Scholls make a small bottle of wart remover that doesn't work so don't depend on that product.
It's not for genital warts dummy. Put some taco bell hot sauce on that sucker, turn around three times, click your heels once and howl at the moon.

Since: Mar 13

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#14 May 17, 2013
burrito sandwich wrote:
<quoted text>It's not for genital warts dummy. Put some taco bell hot sauce on that sucker, turn around three times, click your heels once and howl at the moon.
Well, I'll be darned... It worked!

“is your friend ”

Since: Mar 12

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#15 May 17, 2013
This is getting silly.
my opinion

Concord, NC

#16 May 17, 2013
ask for i.d. and tell her go make you a sandwich while you roll a doobie to jeep her from talking smack
Hmmm

Marlborough, MA

#18 May 18, 2013
Wow...and they claim that spelling and grammar don't count in online communication. Wart is a verb? Who knew?
burrito sandwich

Elizabethton, TN

#20 May 18, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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Well, I'll be darned... It worked!
you didn't think I just made that shit up did you?

“from parts unknown”

Since: Mar 13

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#21 May 19, 2013
I run under his legs and hit him in the back usually knocking a kidney loose.

“my haters inspire me”

Since: Dec 11

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#22 May 19, 2013
Hmmmmm,wart,tie a dogs hair around it at midnight under a full moon and don't tell anyone. Ward,Dr. Schulls liquid wart remover will ward off an attacker when applied directly to the eyes!
Dash Riprock

Jonesborough, TN

#23 May 19, 2013
Stick a tennesee toothepick in him.

“Bazinga!”

Since: May 13

Greeneville TN

#24 May 19, 2013
Dash Riprock wrote:
Stick a tennesee toothepick in him.
Don't know what that is but I like it.

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