“See you in the funny papers...”

Since: Mar 13

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#1 Mar 23, 2013
I happened upon this little jewel online yesterday & immediately knew that this would likely make for one extremely humorous thread, given all of the innocently inappropriate witty bantering that occurs on this forum almost daily, so let's see how this goes.....

Though you folks know me as Word Woman here on topix, if I were a "Dirty Hobbit," you would know me as: STINKY TURDBOTTOM, which doesn't really describe my personality too well, but I like the fact that it makes me sound like the lovechild of PoopyBallz & Turd Ferguson!
However, if Alyagotado was a "Dirty Hobbit," you would know him as: WELLHUNG RINGLICKER, which couldn't possibly describe him any more perfectly...this one's the one to top, so let's see if anyone can!!!
Now, refer to the chart below...determine your "Dirty Hobbit" identity...and then post & introduce yourself & fill us in on why your name does/does not accurately describe you and/or why you do/do not like it...

WHAT’S YOUR DIRTY HOBBIT NAME???

First Letter of First Name:
A-SNIFFO B-GONAD C-STINKY D-BIMBO E-BIFFO F-KAREFREE
G-DONK H-MERRYDINK I-FOOTLONG J- DRUNKY K-WELLHUNG
L-SMALLIE M-DWEEBO N-TASTY O- SHAGGO P-BUMMO Q-WRINKLY
R- TUBBY S-DRIPPY T-DILDO U-SQUELCHEE V-LEGLESS W- BIGRED
X-DORK Y-BULGE Z-BUMLY

Month of Birth:
JAN-TURDBOTTOM FEB- BIGASS MAR-ASSTICKLER APRIL- ELFSDONG MAY- PUREBEARD JUN-HAIRYMUFF JULY-RINGLICKER AUG-JOLLYF*CK SEPT-SHORTSTICK OCT-ANALBEAD NOV-CRABRASH DEC-FORESKIN
Dweebo Ringlicker

Jonesborough, TN

#2 Mar 23, 2013
Doesn't quite have the same roll of the tongue sensation as Pretend 2 B Normal. I think I will go back.
Pretend 2 B Normal

Jonesborough, TN

#3 Mar 23, 2013
Along the same lines is the porn name thing. Take your middle name and add the street you live on. If your street has more than one word select the best one. I will now be known as Patrick Ridge.

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#4 Mar 23, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
Along the same lines is the porn name thing. Take your middle name and add the street you live on. If your street has more than one word select the best one. I will now be known as Patrick Ridge.
Hmmm... ridge is in the name of the road I live on... we might be neighbors....
Geeze

Shelbyville, TN

#5 Mar 23, 2013
K is not well hung , KeVIN you really need to take ur panties off and realize u are not a female ! Geeze. WW is a tranny

“See you in the funny papers...”

Since: Mar 13

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#6 Mar 23, 2013
Geeze wrote:
K is not well hung , KeVIN you really need to take ur panties off and realize u are not a female ! Geeze. WW is a tranny
Oh, goooood Gooooood, Jason!!! Can you seriously NOT take a fckn break from your pi$$y little pity party for a damn day & just have a lil fun with a stupid, mindless thread?!?!? How is it possible that you are so completely oblivious to what a butt-hurt pouty little twirp you are making yourself look like???

Since: Apr 11

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#7 Mar 23, 2013
Stinky Bigass would be my dirty habit name. This us really a compliment seeing as my ass has always been on the small side.

Now as for my porn name Michelle Blackberry........meh boring!

Since: Feb 10

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#8 Mar 23, 2013
Dweebo analbead.. speechless with that dirty hobbit name..

Since: Apr 11

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#9 Mar 23, 2013
whatever floats your boat wrote:
Dweebo analbead.. speechless with that dirty hobbit name..
That is pretty funny though

Since: Jan 13

Duluth, GA

#10 Mar 23, 2013
Well hung foreskin....i somehow don't think that fits me....

“See you in the funny papers...”

Since: Mar 13

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#11 Mar 23, 2013
blackcatgreeneyes wrote:
Stinky Bigass would be my dirty habit name. This us really a compliment seeing as my ass has always been on the small side.
Now as for my porn name Michelle Blackberry........meh boring!
Yeah...my porn name would be Michelle Lakeview..even as a stripper duo, we got nothin' based on names alone...we have good news anchorwoman names, though...lol!!!

“See you in the funny papers...”

Since: Mar 13

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#12 Mar 23, 2013
kristilou wrote:
Well hung foreskin....i somehow don't think that fits me....
Well, you WERE looking for decorating tips..maybe foreskin curtains?!? lmao!!! ;)

Since: Jan 13

Duluth, GA

#13 Mar 24, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, you WERE looking for decorating tips..maybe foreskin curtains?!? lmao!!! ;)
yes, i can sew that and dick shaped accent pillows, blue maybe?
Clementine

Charlotte, NC

#14 Mar 24, 2013
Haha. Tasty Foreskin.

Since: Mar 13

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#16 Mar 24, 2013
Gonad Analbead... dejavu...

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