Ever got kicked of a airplane?

Ever got kicked of a airplane?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Jul 27, 2013

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they made me parchute out

lit in a feild an thru me out

the lock me in the tolit

held me down an tyed me up

was charge with trepasing

all of the above AND MORE!

Heeler

Greeneville, TN

#1 Jul 27, 2013
Sure as hell was not gonna jump.
David

Bluff City, TN

#2 Jul 27, 2013
Twice. First time they lit in a tobaccy field and hurled my ass out the emergency side door.
Ape Allen

Bristol, TN

#3 Jul 29, 2013
Interesting.

Since: Jul 13

Johnson City, TN

#4 Jul 29, 2013
I only fly on Conair. Perfect safety record, no crashes or escapes. The in flight meal kinda sucks and hard to eat in handcuffs locked to a waist chain. That movie is total BS....

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#5 Jul 29, 2013
treeman51 wrote:
I only fly on Conair. Perfect safety record, no crashes or escapes. The in flight meal kinda sucks and hard to eat in handcuffs locked to a waist chain. That movie is total BS....
You fly on a hair dryer? That's wild. I used to fly on my broom, but now I fly Hoover.

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