Joke of the MF-ing day #12

Joke of the MF-ing day #12

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Since: Dec 11

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#1 Aug 21, 2012
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Brentwood, TN

#2 Aug 21, 2012
Sharp? AS in Sharpe?
Pretend 2 B Normal

Butler, TN

#3 Aug 21, 2012
Why do cattle get scared when cowboys yell at them?
Because they're "cow herds".

Chesapeake, OH

#4 Aug 21, 2012
I went on vacation to learn Portuguese. Ended up with a porch of geese. Go figure.

Since: Nov 11

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#5 Aug 22, 2012

Antioch, TN

#6 Aug 22, 2012
HUH wrote:
Sharp? AS in Sharpe?
He was correct with SHARP.
broken wrist

Greer, SC

#7 Aug 22, 2012
My nephew swallowed a bullet. The doctor said not to point him at anybody.
Pretend 2 B Normal

Butler, TN

#8 Aug 23, 2012
Chinese guy goes to see his financial adviser to find out why his stocks keep going up and down. Advisers says "Fluctuations." Chinese guy says "Fluckuamericans!"

Abingdon, VA

#9 Aug 24, 2012
That's good stuff there.

United States

#11 Aug 24, 2012
out not our* ooops
Pretend 2 B Normal

Butler, TN

#12 Aug 24, 2012
A boy graduates from high school and joins the army rangers. After his 2nd week of training he calls his dad to tell him about it. "Dad it's crazy. First day they took us up in a plane and made us jump out. It got to be my turn and I froze. I just couldn't jump. The instructor grabs me and says 'You either jump or I'm gonna f**k you in the ass!'" "Oh my gosh son. Did you jump?" dad asks. "well, a little when he first put it in" son replies.

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