Ever went on a blind date?

Ever went on a blind date?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Apr 7, 2013

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found out she was my first cousin

she really was blind an deef

she was my preechers wife

she was a shim

she had oozin sores round her mouth

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Since: Jan 13

Utica, KY

#1 Apr 7, 2013
Funniest one i went on was a double date on a sat night with a man named trent. we all went bowling and out to eat. He was somewhat narcissistic and a bit conceited. I was happy to be done with that night. The following morning i started my new job , turned out he was the manager there.

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#2 Apr 7, 2013
I did once, but she couldn't find the resturaunt....

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#3 Apr 7, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
I did once, but she couldn't find the resturaunt....
My blind date couldn't find me zipper...(You said I could say what evr I wanted to...)
I'm still a virgin...

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#4 Apr 7, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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My blind date couldn't find me zipper...(You said I could say what evr I wanted to...)
I'm still a virgin...
Don't lie... remember , I've been stalking you... and sex is still considered sex even if you are drugged and unconscious....

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#5 Apr 7, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
<quoted text>Don't lie... remember , I've been stalking you... and sex is still considered sex even if you are drugged and unconscious....
Hmmm...
Is that why it was so difficult to walk last week?
Heck yeah! I thought it was cause I over exerted myself on yard work..

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#6 Apr 7, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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Hmmm...
Is that why it was so difficult to walk last week?
Heck yeah! I thought it was cause I over exerted myself on yard work..
I don't like to brag, especially to the person I raped, but I tore that thing up...

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#7 Apr 7, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
<quoted text>I don't like to brag, especially to the person I raped, but I tore that thing up...
Haha shut up or ima ask for details

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#8 Apr 7, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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Haha shut up or ima ask for details
There aren't many details, you just laid there... I was pretty awesome though...

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#9 Apr 7, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
<quoted text>There aren't many details, you just laid there... I was pretty awesome though...
But in the holly bush? Darn it... That hurt? Can we do this again?

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