“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#1 Mar 26, 2013
I'm really freaking out right now.... I was just sitting here minding my own damn business when the phone rang, I pick it up and the voice on the other end says "Hey Dad", so I immediately hung up... Well a few seconds later the phone rings again, after thinking over my options (pretending to be the answering machine (that sounds kinda dated, does anyone even have those anymore) pretending to speak another language, suicide) I pick it up again and say hello, on the other end I hear a young boy say "Dad?" So I freak out and yell into the phone "Wrong number, I don't know you, prank call, prank call" and hang up again....

Now I'm freaking out, could I have a bastard child that has somehow found me... You all know me, I hate kids, the thought of having to take care of one makes me want to swallow razor blades... I know in my younger days (i say that like I'm an old man, hell I'm only 28) I drank a lot and would black out about nightly so there is no telling how many women I have been with... I mean there could be dozens of mini mes running around and I guess it was just a matter of time before one of them found me...

What should I do, find a good lawyer, leave the country, or god forbid own up to it....

On second thought, it could have just been a wrong number....

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#2 Mar 26, 2013
You need to take responsibility for your actions and immediately change your phone number.
Stick in the rear

Elizabethton, TN

#3 Mar 26, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
I'm really freaking out right now.... I was just sitting here minding my own damn business when the phone rang, I pick it up and the voice on the other end says "Hey Dad", so I immediately hung up... Well a few seconds later the phone rings again, after thinking over my options (pretending to be the answering machine (that sounds kinda dated, does anyone even have those anymore) pretending to speak another language, suicide) I pick it up again and say hello, on the other end I hear a young boy say "Dad?" So I freak out and yell into the phone "Wrong number, I don't know you, prank call, prank call" and hang up again....
Now I'm freaking out, could I have a bastard child that has somehow found me... You all know me, I hate kids, the thought of having to take care of one makes me want to swallow razor blades... I know in my younger days (i say that like I'm an old man, hell I'm only 28) I drank a lot and would black out about nightly so there is no telling how many women I have been with... I mean there could be dozens of mini mes running around and I guess it was just a matter of time before one of them found me...
What should I do, find a good lawyer, leave the country, or god forbid own up to it....
On second thought, it could have just been a wrong number....
You have nothing to worry about. Even though you have been with all these woman, 2 of the same sex can't reproduce ( I had to say this in a nice way where it would get posted, I'm sure you can figure out my meaning).

Since: Dec 12

Duncan, SC

#4 Mar 26, 2013
Lol! Just say your name & wing it from there! Tooooooo funny! I think it could be a wonderful experience for you if this kid was trying to reach you & "you are it". Be positive.:)....& hope your little tike doesn't want years of back child support lol GOOD LUCK!

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#5 Mar 26, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
I'm really freaking out right now.... I was just sitting here minding my own damn business when the phone rang, I pick it up and the voice on the other end says "Hey Dad", so I immediately hung up... Well a few seconds later the phone rings again, after thinking over my options (pretending to be the answering machine (that sounds kinda dated, does anyone even have those anymore) pretending to speak another language, suicide) I pick it up again and say hello, on the other end I hear a young boy say "Dad?" So I freak out and yell into the phone "Wrong number, I don't know you, prank call, prank call" and hang up again....

Now I'm freaking out, could I have a bastard child that has somehow found me... You all know me, I hate kids, the thought of having to take care of one makes me want to swallow razor blades... I know in my younger days (i say that like I'm an old man, hell I'm only 28) I drank a lot and would black out about nightly so there is no telling how many women I have been with... I mean there could be dozens of mini mes running around and I guess it was just a matter of time before one of them found me...

What should I do, find a good lawyer, leave the country, or god forbid own up to it....

On second thought, it could have just been a wrong number....
No... That was little Whotheheckcares. He has your eyes. I know that night wasn't as special to you as it was for me but the bundle of joy I received just 9 short months later was such a sweet blessing. He called you to ask for 10 years of back child support and would like to meet you at Chucky Cheese. You hung up so fast though! I told him you were shy.

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#6 Mar 26, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
You need to take responsibility for your actions and immediately change your phone number.
Do you think I'm stupid, that was the first thing I did...

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#8 Mar 26, 2013
Nita Mann wrote:
Lol! Just say your name & wing it from there! Tooooooo funny! I think it could be a wonderful experience for you if this kid was trying to reach you & "you are it". Be positive.:)....& hope your little tike doesn't want years of back child support lol GOOD LUCK!
I am not just positive, I'm hiv positive... as far as back child support, I'll kill the little bastard first...

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#9 Mar 26, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>
No... That was little Whotheheckcares. He has your eyes. I know that night wasn't as special to you as it was for me but the bundle of joy I received just 9 short months later was such a sweet blessing. He called you to ask for 10 years of back child support and would like to meet you at Chucky Cheese. You hung up so fast though! I told him you were shy.
It was special for me even though I don't remember it... like I've always said, I'd rather not remember getting laid than remember not getting laid...

As far as the back child support, see my previous post and tell the little bastard to meet me there tomorrow, and come alone...

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#10 Mar 26, 2013
For those that were worried about me.... I'm back to my old self now...
oh no

Charlotte, NC

#11 Mar 26, 2013
now were even more worryed

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#13 Mar 26, 2013
It's the newest foreign scam. Don't fall for it.

“I do not censor my comments..”

Since: Sep 12

United States

#14 Mar 26, 2013
Nita Mann wrote:
Lol! Just say your name & wing it from there! Tooooooo funny! I think it could be a wonderful experience for you if this kid was trying to reach you & "you are it". Be positive.:)....& hope your little tike doesn't want years of back child support lol GOOD LUCK!
Thought you retired or I'm not used to seein you post under your assumed username here lately lol.

Oh, word woman, se7en an kristilou are planning a topix get together. Word woman said you could come if you were my date? Hmm? Before you answer, keep this in mind. I'm 1/4 slap-a-ho tribe an I will exercise that right if you get out of line ;)

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#15 Mar 27, 2013
Mmmmmmmmm. I'm getting all squishy just thinking about all those checks you wrote on me that you have to cash yet.

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