can you really fart in a jar and keep...

can you really fart in a jar and keep for later use?

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stinky

Brentwood, TN

#1 Mar 1, 2011
ya know like open it in the car,or church,or work,or court?
Tommy Trolls

Knoxville, TN

#2 Mar 1, 2011
stinky wrote:
ya know like open it in the car,or church,or work,or court?
You have to choose. You can't open it in all four places.
nutslap

Heath Springs, SC

#3 Mar 1, 2011
sure can i got a few in my freezer saved up for war ready to open n unleash unsuspectingly in somebodys face while there sleeping :P
ooh la la

Brentwood, TN

#4 Mar 2, 2011
does the sound come with it?
agreed

Jonesborough, TN

#5 Mar 2, 2011
Geez...bored much?
Flowerbed

AOL

#6 Mar 2, 2011
This is the best thread ever. Keep that jar closed until further notice.
Jeffz

Batesburg, SC

#7 Mar 2, 2011
You can catch a fart in the wind with a jar too
itworksatfatfri

Johnson City, TN

#8 Mar 2, 2011
Sam Ballenger does it all the time! Or is it his natural odor?
oh yea

Elizabethtown, KY

#9 Mar 3, 2011
I would save it up and put it in my car or better yet market it as a fuel alternative.
oh hell no

Franklin, TN

#10 Mar 3, 2011
yall some nasty SOB'S
he he

Elizabethtown, KY

#11 Mar 3, 2011
I love to talk about farting.
lol lol

Johnson City, TN

#12 Jun 15, 2011
hahahaha

Since: Mar 11

Nashville, TN

#13 Jun 16, 2011
What an ignorant subject started by an ignorant fool!!!
mason jar

Johnson City, TN

#14 Jun 16, 2011
twobad4u wrote:
What an ignorant subject started by an ignorant fool!!!
you seemed to have researched this subject! How about a first hand report from u?
ifartinjars

Elizabethton, TN

#15 Jun 16, 2011
ive done this research and the best way to go about this is get a mason jar, make sure the lid has a pretty good seal on it. sprinkly some garlic salt in the bottom of the jar. Lit one rip in the jar (i prefer bare assed so no clothing filters any air). quickly shut the jar and set in a warm place and let the gas ferment for a couple of hours (i keep a stock pile of garlic farts in the trunk of my car, nice and warm). you now have a steamy garlic fart ready to unleash on an unexpecting soul

WARNING: when opening, do not point towards anyones face, as the gases burn like pepper spray.

Better yet throw it right in there face, its funny as hell. Bonus points if they taste it

“The Man, The Myth, The Legend”

Since: Jun 10

Do ya feel lucky punk?

#16 Jun 17, 2011
ifartinjars wrote:
ive done this research and the best way to go about this is get a mason jar, make sure the lid has a pretty good seal on it. sprinkly some garlic salt in the bottom of the jar. Lit one rip in the jar (i prefer bare assed so no clothing filters any air). quickly shut the jar and set in a warm place and let the gas ferment for a couple of hours (i keep a stock pile of garlic farts in the trunk of my car, nice and warm). you now have a steamy garlic fart ready to unleash on an unexpecting soul
WARNING: when opening, do not point towards anyones face, as the gases burn like pepper spray.
Better yet throw it right in there face, its funny as hell. Bonus points if they taste it
Thanks for the tip! Now I know what to give Wet Willie for Christmas!
Wet Willie

Knoxville, TN

#17 Jun 17, 2011
JACK DIESEL wrote:
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Thanks for the tip! Now I know what to give Wet Willie for Christmas!
I can't wait. LMFAO!
hind end problems

Fort Campbell, TN

#18 Jun 17, 2011
stinky wrote:
ya know like open it in the car,or church,or work,or court?
I tried it but every time i put that dang jar to my azz i sh*t in it.I dont know what the problem is?
Wet Willie

Fort Campbell, TN

#19 Jun 17, 2011
hind end problems wrote:
<quoted text>I tried it but every time i put that dang jar to my azz i sh*t in it.I dont know what the problem is?
I would strongly recommend a colonoscopy. Either that, or quit eating at Papa John's.

“The Man, The Myth, The Legend”

Since: Jun 10

Do ya feel lucky punk?

#20 Jun 21, 2011
hind end problems wrote:
<quoted text>I tried it but every time i put that dang jar to my azz i sh*t in it.I dont know what the problem is?
I struggled with the same problem on my first two attempts, but now I've mastered the process. My Christmas shopping is already done.

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