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Jay

Ashburn, VA

#124 Mar 3, 2013
I too praise our Lord morning star. And I shall forever remain at his side as I contemplate the reason He is not the ruler of all's mind. Filthy brainwash by His lesser post named Yahweh and Yeshuah. The filthy bastard. Praise Lucifer!
nompumelelo

Ashburn, VA

#125 Jul 11, 2013
i like 2 be satanic an i ned ,indnt knw how 2 pray plz guiz help me respnd plz
nompumelelo

Ashburn, VA

#126 Jul 11, 2013
guiz plz i want 2 knw prayz of satan an ned 2 join it help me me plz plz

Since: Jun 13

United States

#127 Jul 11, 2013
Praise Lilith! Oops wrong thread?

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#128 Jul 11, 2013
There is no devil, there is only god when he's drunk...
LucyFurr

Greeneville, TN

#129 Jul 14, 2013
Greeneville is MY town and always will be!

Hahahaha!
Sarah imbabi

Aberdeen, UK

#130 Aug 18, 2013
You people are completely deceived. Satan does not care for you, he hates you. He wants to destroy you and your life. But Jesus, who is the GOOD SHEPHERD, came to give you life and life more abundantly! Repent, everyone who has ever worshipped the devil or gone after him. Ask Jesus, who is the LIGHT of the WORLD, to forgive, save and cleanse you from your unrighteousness. You belong to God, not to the enemy. God LOVES you, and WILL forgive you if you come to Him through the Lord Jesus Christ for salvation in true repentance. Jesus, who is God's Own Son, dies for your wickedness and deception on the cross. The Son of God, Lord of Lords, has taken your punishment on Himself, because He loves you and has mercy on you. Now REPENT, every one of you, and turn to The Lord Jesus Christ. Follow Him, and turn from your wicked ways. He will save you. He is LOrd of Lords and King of Kings. Satan quivers at His very name, and so should you. Satan hates you, my friend. He is the father of lies, and wants to steal, kill and destroy you. You will burn in hell forever if you refuse to repent. Whatever power you think you have, you do not. You were made by God, created for Him, and He loves you. God ( who is light and GOOD and HOLY) loves you. Come back to your real Father and repent! Repent!!!
Hmm

Jonesborough, TN

#131 Aug 18, 2013
My best friend wrote:
I would like to start this thread to praise my lord and master Satan. I want to testify about what a difference he has made in my life. First, I want to thank The Dark One for the precious gift of evil for all mankind. Thank you master for making a way to do what we want any time we want. Thank you for loving us so much!! I accepted Lucifer as my lord and master as a little boy. I was lucky and had parents who loved him and worshiped him all the time. I was a very shy as a child, but I remember feeling his presence so many times when I felt alone because of this shyness. He has ALWAYS been there for me. My life isn't perfect, I make mistakes all the time, but I know if I ask my lord and master to help me he does because of what Jesus did for all of us. I have had some tragic things happen in my life, but Satan always gets me through. I had peace in the middle of chaos. He always keeps his word. He is my best friend. Just wanted to brag on my very best friend. Hope he's yours too.
Well.
Holy

Charlotte, NC

#132 Aug 18, 2013
Sin never sees the consequences , we all need wise Godly judgement.
Funny

Greeneville, TN

#133 Aug 18, 2013
good idea wrote:
Joy comes from a consistent relationship with Satan.
When our lives are intertwined with His, He will help us walk through adversity without sinking into debilitating lows and manage prosperity without moving into deceptive highs. The joy of living with Satan daily will keep us level-headed no matter how high or low our circumstances. That's why it's so important for a believer to always keep their eyes on Satan, not the circumstances.
Best laugh I've had on Topix in a long time
dora

Manila, Philippines

#134 Aug 31, 2013
Satan is my only one Lord!
Lyt

Tampa, FL

#135 Aug 31, 2013
My lifeguard walks on water.......
Funny

Greeneville, TN

#136 Aug 31, 2013
Lyt wrote:
My lifeguard walks on water.......
Water wings?
Beezlbub

Brevard, NC

#137 Aug 31, 2013
The one with scsles all over his exterior and a bifurcated tail?
Unfortunately

Greeneville, TN

#138 Sep 17, 2013
there is nothing for satan to do in this town just look through topix and see all the gossip and spite and hate and stalking. satan would be bored!

“See you in the funny papers...”

Since: Mar 13

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#141 Sep 17, 2013
_Weird Woman_ wrote:
Praise Satan!!!!
Tread VERY lightly, my dear wannabe...
_Wired Woman_

Van Nuys, CA

#142 Sep 17, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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Tread VERY lightly, my dear wannabe...
Why? The other troll and yourself seem to be the only two here who offer any substantial challenge, intellectual or otherwise.

“See you in the funny papers...”

Since: Mar 13

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#143 Sep 17, 2013
Church_on_Dogwood wrote:
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Right! lmao!!!!!!!!!
Funny...you claimed to BE Satan last night (and I think that's a definite possibility...either that or you're TRYING to be him, as you're TRYING to be me & others...anyone but yourself, right?!?)...so, are you bored...b/c I know MOST posters are certainly bored with your b.s.!!!

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#144 Sep 17, 2013
So... how many of you have actually fallen for the Facebook ad showing you have a message...? And clicked it...
Not me...
Off topic much?

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#146 Sep 18, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
<quoted text>You're all full of it. Satan's a woman. Take it from the one that married her. Not just one woman. Satan is components of all ex-wives! They'll all merge into one at Armageddon. One colossal ginormous bitch, like the Power Rangers on the rag! I'm pretty sure that's in one of the books that they won't publish. Those scrolls aren't lost, just nobody wants to publish them.
I plan on being on the offense during that whole fiasco. She sounds scary... epically scary... ferocious...

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