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I would like to start this thread to praise my lord and master Satan. I want to testify about what a difference he has made in my life. First, I want to thank The Dark One for the precious gift of evil for all mankind. Thank you master for making a way to do what we want any time we want. Thank you for loving us so much!! I accepted Lucifer as my lord and master as a little boy. I was lucky and had parents who loved him and worshiped him all the time. I was a very shy as a child, but I remember feeling his presence so many times when I felt alone because of this shyness. He has ALWAYS been there for me. My life isn't perfect, I make mistakes all the time, but I know if I ask my lord and master to help me he does because of what Jesus did for all of us. I have had some tragic things happen in my life, but Satan always gets me through. I had peace in the middle of chaos. He always keeps his word. He is my best friend. Just wanted to brag on my very best friend. Hope he's yours too.
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We can tell you were picked on as a little kid. You seemed to be starved for attention. Do you need a friend? I am thinking you are a lonely sad and desperate little kid.
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I too was a lonely, depressed drug addicted skank monger until I accepted the dark master into my heart as my forever savior. I honestly dont know why I didnt try this before. Everyone kept telling me how wonderful his mercy was but I was just so blind I couldnt see it. Now that I have my new found faith, there is nothing I cant do. Ive been sober for 6 whole months and every day is a blessing from the dark one Himself. What His love has done for me is beyond words. I wouldnt be here if not for His everlasting love. I only pray all the lost souls find their way to His arms, lest they be thrown into a pit of icy waters for all eternity... Amen.
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Joy comes from a consistent relationship with Satan.

When our lives are intertwined with His, He will help us walk through adversity without sinking into debilitating lows and manage prosperity without moving into deceptive highs. The joy of living with Satan daily will keep us level-headed no matter how high or low our circumstances. That's why it's so important for a believer to always keep their eyes on Satan, not the circumstances.
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Apr 3, 2011
 
I take it you're up late with nothing to do also? I know there ain't nothing on but Jewelry TV but Dang!
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My best friend wrote:
I would like to start this thread to praise my lord and master Satan. I want to testify about what a difference he has made in my life. First, I want to thank The Dark One for the precious gift of evil for all mankind. Thank you master for making a way to do what we want any time we want. Thank you for loving us so much!! I accepted Lucifer as my lord and master as a little boy. I was lucky and had parents who loved him and worshiped him all the time. I was a very shy as a child, but I remember feeling his presence so many times when I felt alone because of this shyness. He has ALWAYS been there for me. My life isn't perfect, I make mistakes all the time, but I know if I ask my lord and master to help me he does because of what Jesus did for all of us. I have had some tragic things happen in my life, but Satan always gets me through. I had peace in the middle of chaos. He always keeps his word. He is my best friend. Just wanted to brag on my very best friend. Hope he's yours too.
you just flipped a testimony from a christian or an example of one and inserted Satan...
while i appreciate the humor i think it's fuckin dumb...
i used to be all about that Satanic shit man... it's not really a laughing matter.
it's all real, the spirit world hell and heaven God and Satan, they are not equal but opposing forces God being much higher more powerful force...
and also, satan is the biggest manipulator ever to exist, he puts more confusion (which you will interpret as truth) in your mind than you ever will know...
there are two paths,(two of wands) Gods way and Satans way... choose one...
Satan is the Lord of this World and he can give into you but "cursed is he who gains the world but loses his soul."
i got the idea to come here i see why... fair warning. accept Christ and God.
Lucy Furr

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Finally, someone who gets it. I am so pleased to find this topic here. Otherwise, it's all about his brother who came to earth as himself in the old testament and as his own son in the new testament after the covenant became to difficult to keep. My Master's covenant never changes. Lack of contradiction alone makes it more trustworthy than humanity's concept of their Lord.
My best friend wrote:
I would like to start this thread to praise my lord and master Satan. I want to testify about what a difference he has made in my life. First, I want to thank The Dark One for the precious gift of evil for all mankind. Thank you master for making a way to do what we want any time we want. Thank you for loving us so much!! I accepted Lucifer as my lord and master as a little boy. I was lucky and had parents who loved him and worshiped him all the time. I was a very shy as a child, but I remember feeling his presence so many times when I felt alone because of this shyness. He has ALWAYS been there for me. My life isn't perfect, I make mistakes all the time, but I know if I ask my lord and master to help me he does because of what Jesus did for all of us. I have had some tragic things happen in my life, but Satan always gets me through. I had peace in the middle of chaos. He always keeps his word. He is my best friend. Just wanted to brag on my very best friend. Hope he's yours too.
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Apr 6, 2011
 
Hey Lucy Furr!
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What are you people thinking!!!!!! I love you Jesus Christ the one above that watches over me and my family everyday!!!
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Brittany Willett wrote:
What are you people thinking!!!!!! I love you Jesus Christ the one above that watches over me and my family everyday!!!
What are you thinking? You proclaiming your love for Jesus is as offensive to me as praising the dark one seems to be to you.

How about you holier-than-thou christians get with the rest of the intelligent people of the world and accept a person no matter what they believe. That exact attitude is what turned me off of christianity in the first place.
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Ave Satanas!

Join us in the darkness and worship our Lord and Master, Satan! We will take over this town soon!
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I hate to say it guy, but you have to thank God for evil. Supposedly he is all powerful and allowed Satan to exist. I wonder how christians can cope with that. Anywho Hail Satan...and Bob Vila ... those evil :-)
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Apr 6, 2011
 
Haha troll thread should had mentioned gays and cat shooting
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rowland mcfiggin wrote:
Haha troll thread should had mentioned gays and cat shooting
what does that have to do with Satan?
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Dark Lady wrote:
Ave Satanas!
Join us in the darkness and worship our Lord and Master, Satan! We will take over this town soon!
seems as if he already has... look at all the trash is in this town.
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marie revensoul wrote:
Satan
For all the things you mean to me, I thank you
For the joy in my heart, the life in my spirit, I give you thanks
Satan, Father, you give me a reason to live
You give my life meaning
Every day is a treasure in which you encourage me to grow
You nudge me to enjoy every minute
The signs you give me, I treasure
The dreams you send, they guide me
Your presence reassures me I am not alone, for that there are no words
Energy you give when I am weak
Strength you pour into my being when I must walk the difficult walk
When I am sad, you comfort me
When people hurt me, you let me know you are on my side
You are everything I will ever need
You're my Father, who I go to with everything
My Teacher, who guides me in all knowledge
My Protector, when I am in danger
My Creator, who made me who I am
And above all, Satan, you are my God with whom I will spend eternity
Thank you, with all my heart
Thank you, from the depths of my spirit
Thank you, with all that I am
-Marie
marie i hope you like the heat because you will join the devil and burn in a lake of fire. i'm not the one to judge only GOD can do that but i would not want to be in your shoes come judgement day. hopefully alot of people who believe in GOD will pray for you. i don't know what bible that you read but it sure isn't the one that i read. you poor soul i will pray for you!
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My first black mass was in Greeneville. It was awesome, we sacrificed a goat and sang hymns to Satan.
I swear I think a demon came to join us and party but Imma little fuzzy on that thanks to the drugs lol
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good idea wrote:
My first black mass was in Greeneville. It was awesome, we sacrificed a goat and sang hymns to Satan.
I swear I think a demon came to join us and party but Imma little fuzzy on that thanks to the drugs lol
we will pray for you too. may god bless your soul!
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Oh devil of all devils. Let not the worshipping of your mere demons get you down. Us TRUE Satanians know that you are the one and ONLY true Satan. Be damned all ye followers of false minions and humanoid evildoers. Repent now or shiver for eternity in His lake of frozen nitrogen...Satanianity is the ONLY way!!! All satanists REPENT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!! Your everlasting soul depends on it.
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My best friend wrote:
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What are you thinking? You proclaiming your love for Jesus is as offensive to me as praising the dark one seems to be to you.
How about you holier-than-thou christians get with the rest of the intelligent people of the world and accept a person no matter what they believe. That exact attitude is what turned me off of christianity in the first place.
I wasn't looking down I was feeling sorry for your ingorance

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