“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#1 May 3, 2013
So I am now suspended from work and have to get my hearing checked. The company president came into the break room and found me standing on a chair with my bare ass pressed against the new time clock. Turns out it was a RETNAL scanner they installed. If they don want this to happen the two words shouldn't sound so similar.

Since: Mar 13

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#2 May 3, 2013
Well...
I got a spray tan and I look like a pumpkin...

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