Ever pooted whilst makin love?

Ever pooted whilst makin love?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Mar 27, 2013

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yes I farted like a race hoss

squeeze one out that sound like a trumpit

just thought it was a fart

turn out to be direa

it was deadly an ripe

she was down there I farted an she puked

Since: Nov 11

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#1 Mar 27, 2013
I plead the 5th.

Since: Dec 11

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#2 Mar 27, 2013
Front poot,back poot. It happens.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#5 Mar 28, 2013
Once. Luckily we found the gerbil on top of the dresser.
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#6 Mar 28, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
Once. Luckily we found the gerbil on top of the dresser.
I know who you are now. What's the weather for the weekend gonna be?
Turd Ferguson

Greeneville, TN

#7 Mar 28, 2013
I poo'd on a girl once. Gave her a Cleveland steamer and a chili dog.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#8 Mar 28, 2013
Wet Willie wrote:
<quoted text>I know who you are now. What's the weather for the weekend gonna be?
Partly to mostly partly... I mean, how should I know? I'm not a chief meteorologist. Or am I.

“Here at the house”

Since: Mar 13

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#9 Mar 28, 2013
Yep. Crapped the bed full once when I was on a binge.

Since: Mar 12

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#10 Mar 29, 2013
I've actually been down-town and had 2 women pop out some farts. I understand it feels too good to stop, but Hell's fire! When I'm getting head and have that feeling, I go into the furthest bath-room and fart into a towel. It's the gentlemanly thing to do! During intercourse, nope. Never done it. But the women get so full of air it sounds like someones plunging a tar-pit. I can't tell where that air is coming from. It's a real concentration-killer, let me tell you. Sounds like someone playing "Dueling Banjos" on their arm pits.
David

Johnson City, TN

#11 Mar 29, 2013
Bring me someone who hasn't farted while making love.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#12 Mar 29, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
I've actually been down-town and had 2 women pop out some farts. I understand it feels too good to stop, but Hell's fire! When I'm getting head and have that feeling, I go into the furthest bath-room and fart into a towel. It's the gentlemanly thing to do! During intercourse, nope. Never done it. But the women get so full of air it sounds like someones plunging a tar-pit. I can't tell where that air is coming from. It's a real concentration-killer, let me tell you. Sounds like someone playing "Dueling Banjos" on their arm pits.
Those are probably queefers. You're holding her legs up too high.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#13 Mar 29, 2013
Or got her bent over too far.

Since: Dec 12

Greenville, SC

#16 Mar 29, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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Partly to mostly partly... I mean, how should I know? I'm not a chief meteorologist. Or am I.
In case you didn't know, there was a meteorologist in Johnson City who had notoriety with these issues! Lol! Not the guy who was recently shot by his male lover who subsequently committed suicide. wow....what an interesting place meteorology school must be....they probably spew when they discuss showers, golden showers, etc :)

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#17 Mar 29, 2013
Nita Mann wrote:
<quoted text>
In case you didn't know, there was a meteorologist in Johnson City who had notoriety with these issues! Lol! Not the guy who was recently shot by his male lover who subsequently committed suicide. wow....what an interesting place meteorology school must be....they probably spew when they discuss showers, golden showers, etc :)
I knew what he was talking about. I guess my dry humor was a little too dry on that one.
Beaver

Johnson City, TN

#18 Mar 30, 2013
I've done that a time or two.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#21 Mar 30, 2013
Sir BusterThang wrote:
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pretend?
Sir?
yep

Johnson City, TN

#23 Apr 16, 2013
Once I cut a fart so bad that my girlfriend barfed.
Ralph

Jonesborough, TN

#24 Aug 29, 2014
gross

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