Ever wake up with a mf-ing creek in u...

Ever wake up with a mf-ing creek in ur neck?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Apr 10, 2013

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yes walked like frankenstine

couldnt turn left are right

I was in a mess

to stiff to drive

payne an agonization

Since: Mar 13

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#1 Apr 10, 2013
I'd have drowned if P2BN and WTHC hadn't given me mouth to mouth...
Well... only one was actually trying to save me. The other didn't quite understand the concept.
I hope to never have another creek in my neck but if I do I hope those two are around.
Honeydo

Greeneville, TN

#3 Apr 10, 2013
I've never had a creek in my neck in my neck, I'm afraid of water. But I have had a crick in my neck from laying crooked in the bed. You have to be careful around water.

“The Early Years 1973”

Since: Mar 13

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#4 Apr 11, 2013
A creek?
puddin_tame

Athens, TN

#6 Apr 11, 2013
Mine had fish in it.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#7 Apr 11, 2013
puddin_tame wrote:
Mine had fish in it.
I read on AOL about a Chinese man who had a swamp eel stuck in his large intestine. It chewed through his colon and was in his stomach cavity. True story, look it up. What some people won't do to get off.
Hillbilly for Life

Johnson City, TN

#8 Apr 11, 2013
I woke up one morning with Camp Creek in my neck!
Honeydo

Greeneville, TN

#9 Apr 11, 2013
wE HAD A CREEK WHEN I WAS GROWING UP. iT WAS'T DEEP ENOUGH FOR FISH. I GUESS IF SOMEONE LAID IN IT THEY COULD GET WATER AROUND THEIR NECK.
Kathy

Johnson City, TN

#10 Apr 11, 2013
RFLMAO!
Honeydo

Greeneville, TN

#12 Apr 11, 2013
Kathy wrote:
RFLMAO!
I'm not for sure what all those letters stand for. Do you have a creek too? Got any fish? Ever get a crick in your neck?!!!!!!!!!
ahh

Greer, SC

#13 Apr 12, 2013
I have woke up near a creek when camping ! Lol
honeydo

Greeneville, TN

#14 Apr 12, 2013
ahh wrote:
I have woke up near a creek when camping ! Lol
Did you have a creek in your neck? I've had cricks in mine I alwys wanted the water deep enough to fish, I do love fried fish. I never did try eating fish with a crick in my neck, I might have swallower a guppie!!!!!!!!!!

Since: Mar 13

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#16 Apr 14, 2013
Sir BusterThang wrote:
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I do wonder who your alter-ego is, Sir Buster ;)
honeydo

Greeneville, TN

#17 Apr 14, 2013
Sir BusterThang wrote:
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in?
Try reading the entire conversation. Or possibly you don't know the difference between crick and creek either. Go back to 2nd grade.
well

Greeneville, TN

#18 Apr 14, 2013
i was stove up pretty bad
honeydo

Greeneville, TN

#19 Apr 15, 2013
well wrote:
i was stove up pretty bad
What brand of stove do you have? I hope you didn't get burnt!!!!!!!!!
WTH

Johnson City, TN

#20 May 9, 2013
Oh yeah.

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#21 May 9, 2013
WTH wrote:
Oh yeah.
Dang hurts, doesn't it?

“is your friend ”

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#22 May 10, 2013
Yes I sure have.

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