Ever ben hit by a kitchin peace?

Ever ben hit by a kitchin peace?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Jun 11, 2013

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wifey hit me with a dole roller

bursted my brains out with a fryin pan

she put a mixer in my hare

thru a butcher knife at me

she try to use a nutcracker on my walnuts

blister my azz with a spatu laa

broke a glass on my cheak

thru hot tobacsus sauce n my eyes

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#1 Jun 11, 2013
I've knocked my head off a few times on the kitchen cabinets. Does that count?

Since: May 13

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#2 Jun 11, 2013
I've seen a kitchen cleaver spin just past my head and imbed itself in the kitchen wall behind me. It's amazing how time slows down to a stand-still when death comes spinning at your head. Flashing in the sunlight.

We call that foreplay!
Fester

Johnson City, TN

#3 Jun 12, 2013
Mr Christian wrote:
I've knocked my head off a few times on the kitchen cabinets. Does that count?
Wished I had a dollar for every time I did that.

Since: Mar 13

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#4 Jun 12, 2013
Peace!

Hmmm... I'm not really feeling the "peace" when my utensils hit me... Oh, yeah, it's more like WWIII. Ima throw a grenade at that pan hangin' from the ceiling. Stupid wife... Ah, heck, that's me...

“is your friend ”

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#6 Jun 13, 2013
I busted a mans brains out a few years back because he woke me up and demanded some breakfast. I was not in the breakfast mood. He wasn't either for long
David

Bluff City, TN

#8 Jun 13, 2013
Fester wrote:
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Wished I had a dollar for every time I did that.
I agree.

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