“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#1 Mar 1, 2013
So apparently on some websites BBC does not mean the television channel from England. I learned this only after I had said that Saturday night is my bbc night and that there is nothing better than relaxing on the couch and taking in all the bbc I can before I fall asleep. I have to come up with an excuse by tomorrow night because I don't think DeAndre is coming over to watch Dr. Who. Unless the next episode is called "Up In Your Guts".
DoD

United States

#2 Mar 2, 2013
Na it was ''Out of My Nuts"

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#3 Mar 2, 2013
That reminds me of the time my priest... no, I'm going to take the high road on this one...
Se7en

Charlotte, NC

#4 Mar 2, 2013
You two should reevaluate your man crushes ;)

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#5 Mar 2, 2013
Se7en wrote:
You two should reevaluate your man crushes ;)
I already had to once when I found out you weren't a guy, I'm just not ready to do it again.
Se7en

Charlotte, NC

#6 Mar 2, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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I already had to once when I found out you weren't a guy, I'm just not ready to do it again.
Try some yoga classes... You'd be amazed with what u can handle...

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#7 Mar 2, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
That reminds me of the time my priest... no, I'm going to take the high road on this one...
What the hell, when have I ever took the high road before, no sense in starting now...

That reminds me of the time my priest asked me to come into his rectory. Well I misunderstood him because he had a slight speech impediment, and came into something entirely different....

Ha, I bet you didn't see that coming, I raped the priest in this joke....
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#8 Mar 2, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
<quoted text>
What the hell, when have I ever took the high road before, no sense in starting now...
That reminds me of the time my priest asked me to come into his rectory. Well I misunderstood him because he had a slight speech impediment, and came into something entirely different....
Ha, I bet you didn't see that coming, I raped the priest in this joke....
I guess that would be funny if I wasn't under consideration to be the new Pope.
Se7en

Charlotte, NC

#9 Mar 2, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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What the hell, when have I ever took the high road before, no sense in starting now...
That reminds me of the time my priest asked me to come into his rectory. Well I misunderstood him because he had a slight speech impediment, and came into something entirely different....
Ha, I bet you didn't see that coming, I raped the priest in this joke....
It's a common misunderstanding. The two sound quite alike. Those with speech impediments should wear a handicap sign. It isn't your fault. I blame politics.

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#10 Mar 2, 2013
Wet Willie wrote:
<quoted text>I guess that would be funny if I wasn't under consideration to be the new Pope.
I was also... Well I really dont care about being the head of a religion, although I guess the power trip would be pretty cool... I just want to be able to get away with wearing big hats and robes all the time... I'm just not that into little boys though... I mean sure I could probably fake it for awhile, but I'm only 28, I don't think I want to trade having sex with women for alter boys for the rest of my life...
If anyone thinks I've went too far with this post, let me tell you this: when it comes to joking about pedophilia, its the people that don't laugh or act offended that you have to watch out for...
Se7en

Charlotte, NC

#11 Mar 2, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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I was also... Well I really dont care about being the head of a religion, although I guess the power trip would be pretty cool... I just want to be able to get away with wearing big hats and robes all the time... I'm just not that into little boys though... I mean sure I could probably fake it for awhile, but I'm only 28, I don't think I want to trade having sex with women for alter boys for the rest of my life...
If anyone thinks I've went too far with this post, let me tell you this: when it comes to joking about pedophilia, its the people that don't laugh or act offended that you have to watch out for...
I'm not laughing and I'm acting offended.

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#12 Mar 2, 2013
D
Se7en wrote:
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I'm not laughing and I'm acting offended.
I don't have kids so I really don't care...

If I did have a kid, then I'd introduce you...

Since: Mar 12

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#13 Mar 3, 2013
Se7en wrote:
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Try some yoga classes... You'd be amazed with what u can handle...
There once was a man named Glass
Who'd stretch himself out on the grass.
With no little trouble,
He'd bend himself double
And shove his dick straight up his ass!

Since: Mar 12

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#14 Mar 3, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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What the hell, when have I ever took the high road before, no sense in starting now...
That reminds me of the time my priest asked me to come into his rectory. Well I misunderstood him because he had a slight speech impediment, and came into something entirely different....
Ha, I bet you didn't see that coming, I raped the priest in this joke....
You didn't rape him, he asked for it. Maybe you should switch to my church. You'll always find only half the congregation kneeling. That cuts back on our favorite charity. We do a lot of work with un-wed mothers. Mostly just helping them get their start.

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