How long U can hold ur mf-ing breath?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Sep 3, 2012

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Ray

Marion, VA

#1 Sep 4, 2012
All depends on what I'm doing and why I am doing it.
omg

San Angelo, TX

#2 Sep 4, 2012
depends on how long it takes your mom to walk by

“is your friend ”

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#3 Sep 4, 2012
Not long. Smoker.
WTF

Johnson City, TN

#4 Sep 4, 2012
WTF?
no need

Franklin, TN

#5 Sep 5, 2012
I'm a mermaid, so I don't require the need to come up like you walking types.

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#6 Sep 5, 2012
I don't know.

“is your friend ”

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#7 Nov 27, 2012
no need wrote:
I'm a mermaid, so I don't require the need to come up like you walking types.
Really?
Tom

Elizabethton, TN

#8 Nov 29, 2012
All depends on how big of a poop I have to make. It hurts so bad that I have to hold my breath to get it all out. Agony.
your future x wife

United States

#9 Dec 1, 2012
Someone took my breath away.
)-'8
theangrierguy

Marion, VA

#10 Dec 1, 2012
Tom wrote:
All depends on how big of a poop I have to make. It hurts so bad that I have to hold my breath to get it all out. Agony.
Hey. I've been there many times.

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