Todays Topix Weather Forcast

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“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#2 Mar 6, 2013
ItsOkYoureDumbass wrote:
Expecting 2 to 3 feet of drama with bullshit blowing in from all directions
I heard that we can expect accumulations near record levels if Alyagotodo and whothehellcares are on at the same time. If word woman joins we can expect periods of justifying a lack of sex and somehow mentioning her past mistakes. Se7en will be funny and mysterious. Nita, Hartford, Myst, Willie, and the other regulars will be enjoyable and fun. And the groundhog predicted 6 more weeks of Kim gray and tonya bowman.
Se7en

Kings Mountain, NC

#3 Mar 6, 2013
Ooooo I made a p2bn post! And don't forget the hot air blowing in from all directions!

“You gotta stand for something”

Since: Sep 10

Location hidden

#4 Mar 6, 2013
Bahahahaha!:D That was my one great laugh for the morning. Thanks!

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#5 Mar 6, 2013
Se7en wrote:
Ooooo I made a p2bn post! And don't forget the hot air blowing in from all directions!
I doubt if it is an honor to be in one of my posts. If I am not mistaken we had many interactions before the name change.
Se7en

Kings Mountain, NC

#6 Mar 6, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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I doubt if it is an honor to be in one of my posts. If I am not mistaken we had many interactions before the name change.
Keep that between us. Whothehellcares may get upset! Then again, he and I had many interactions before the name change as well...

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#9 Mar 6, 2013
What happened to the original post?
Se7en

Columbus, NC

#10 Mar 6, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
What happened to the original post?
That is rather strange indeed...

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#11 Mar 6, 2013
PoopyBallZ wrote:
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Now I'm curious to who you use to be...
As am I...

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#12 Mar 6, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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As am I...
Nevermind, I think I know...
Se7en

Columbus, NC

#13 Mar 6, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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Nevermind, I think I know...
Of course you know. Even Word Woman knew silly. But shhh...
ItsOkYoureDumbas s

United States

#15 Mar 6, 2013
Wtf? My post or commets have disappeared? Anybody have a clue why?
Se7en

Columbus, NC

#16 Mar 6, 2013
ItsOkYoureDumbass wrote:
Wtf? My post or commets have disappeared? Anybody have a clue why?
Nope but that's pretty trippy...
ItsOkYoureDumbas s

United States

#17 Mar 6, 2013
Se7en wrote:
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Nope but that's pretty trippy...
I kno! Can somebody get a username magically fcking band or whatever?
Se7en

Columbus, NC

#18 Mar 6, 2013
ItsOkYoureDumbass wrote:
<quoted text> I kno! Can somebody get a username magically fcking band or whatever?
Magically... like Fairy God Mother magical or wish upon a star magical...? I dunno... it's possible... I'll look into it!

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#19 Mar 6, 2013
Se7en wrote:
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Of course you know. Even Word Woman knew silly. But shhh...
Why the name change... did I miss something ..
ItsOkYoureDumbas s

United States

#20 Mar 6, 2013
In our evening update we have a heavy downpour of the fck mes in the ItsOkYoureDumbass region.
Se7en

Columbus, NC

#21 Mar 6, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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Why the name change... did I miss something ..
Just decided not to go by my real name.
Se7en

Columbus, NC

#22 Mar 6, 2013
ItsOkYoureDumbass wrote:
In our evening update we have a heavy downpour of the fck mes in the ItsOkYoureDumbass region.
Wasn't your name blue before? Odd... Maybe you aren't really even real. Maybe you're all in my mind... or maybe there's a Topix glitch.
ItsOkYoureDumbas s

United States

#24 Mar 6, 2013
Se7en wrote:
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Wasn't your name blue before? Odd... Maybe you aren't really even real. Maybe you're all in my mind... or maybe there's a Topix glitch.
Yes, I had it registered. Maybe I'm all in your mind? Lmao! Um, not yet..

Since: Dec 12

Shelby, NC

#25 Mar 6, 2013
Today's Topix forecast brings a shower of pills falling from the sky after one of the usual headliners hit a pharmaceutical truck on the 11e by-pass, but all the cops were busy on the other end writing speeding tickets, while the Greeneville Macy's was robbed by Big Foot, who was last seen running toward the new ChickfilA, located somewhere near the old & new Walmart. Meanwhile, scrap metal thieves stole the roof off the 1 million sq ft baptist church, paid for by those who can still afford to tithe. Closer to the North Carolina line, a turf war ensued between Nita Mann & Word Woman. Myst held off Hartford at the Ky line. Two inches of snow fall prompted mass hysteria in the bread & milk aisle at the town's newest Food City, a known meat market for area singles who have been unsuccessful in finding love at the Hype, Handlebar, Tusculum trail or even Topix. School children were safe from the millions of pills falling from the pharmaceutical accident because the pill ho girls of the county quickly ingested nearly 2 million of them from the pot hole riddled streets. Sadly, fewer men will have dates for the next ten hours due to the availability of pills for Greeneville's most popular women. The snow capped mountains were beautiful from the snow. Tune in tomorrow for another episode of Greeneville's topix forecast.....

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