what are you going to do today?

_Word Woman_

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#23 Mar 20, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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I should have my cervix fondled... it sounds pleasant when you put it that way...
oh, no you shouldn't...I've had my cervix fondled & I didn't find it to be pleasant at all...I feel for ya, BEERFLY!!! Relax for the remainder of the day...:)

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#24 Mar 20, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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Hey!(That's my Si impression...)
Ding, ding,ringading, ring, ding, ring (that's my impression of Si's bell fetish)...lmao!!!
"Sting like a butterfly...punch like a flea" ....Si

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#25 Mar 20, 2013
I've never really had a problem in that department... I think I'm... Super Cervix Woman!!
Holy cow...
That's enough to make me wanna change my user name...

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#26 Mar 20, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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Ding, ding,ringading, ring, ding, ring (that's my impression of Si's bell fetish)...lmao!!!
"Sting like a butterfly...punch like a flea" ....Si
I love Si... Especially when he ate poop...
GOOD-ness!!

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#27 Mar 20, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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oh, no you shouldn't...I've had my cervix fondled & I didn't find it to be pleasant at all...I feel for ya, BEERFLY!!! Relax for the remainder of the day...:)
Great! I needed confirmation that it was ok. So if the kids ask...it's a definite "Fend for yourselves Chitlins, Momma's resting her cervix!"

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#28 Mar 20, 2013
Hey,I look like one of them!

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#29 Mar 20, 2013
Dixie iron fist wrote:
Hey,I look like one of them!
I bet you're as purty as a cherry tree in the Spring!!

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#30 Mar 20, 2013
Dixie iron fist wrote:
Hey,I look like one of them!
A cervix? Pink and smushy??

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#31 Mar 20, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>I bet you're as purty as a cherry tree in the Spring!!
Purty? Me? I've never been called purty before. I don't guess I'm ugly but I do have some scars.

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#32 Mar 20, 2013
BEERFLY wrote:
<quoted text>A cervix? Pink and smushy??
No. No. No. I look like one of the Robinson's on duck dynasty. Sorry,I shoulda clarified that.

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#33 Mar 20, 2013
I assume having ones cervix fondled is equivalent to having ones prostate stroked? Not something I would wish on anyone. Especially since the doctor stopped accepting my calls and throws the flowers in the trash.

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#34 Mar 20, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
I assume having ones cervix fondled is equivalent to having ones prostate stroked? Not something I would wish on anyone. Especially since the doctor stopped accepting my calls and throws the flowers in the trash.
hahaha!
I love you!
I'll take your flowers!

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#35 Mar 20, 2013
Oh, a bit off the subject, but BEERFLY...you need not confirm or deny, but if you were previously Imma10, I hope you didn't take offense to my comment about nightmares a couple of nights ago...no offense was intended toward you at all...in fact, I was tryin' to look out for you, if you are the same person...just wanted to clarify that :)

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#36 Mar 20, 2013
Dixie iron fist wrote:
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Purty? Me? I've never been called purty before. I don't guess I'm ugly but I do have some scars.
To me, you are very purty.

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#37 Mar 20, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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I love Si... Especially when he ate poop...
GOOD-ness!!
He was a great elf, too...such appropriate gifts for the kids...and comments....lmfao!!!

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#38 Mar 20, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
Oh, a bit off the subject, but BEERFLY...you need not confirm or deny, but if you were previously Imma10, I hope you didn't take offense to my comment about nightmares a couple of nights ago...no offense was intended toward you at all...in fact, I was tryin' to look out for you, if you are the same person...just wanted to clarify that :)
I've had my suspicions...

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#39 Mar 20, 2013
Dixie iron fist wrote:
Hey,I look like one of them!
which one???

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#40 Mar 20, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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which one???
Hey, Word Lady...
How r you??

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#41 Mar 20, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
<quoted text>which one???
I guess I'll be the new one lol. I'd fit right in though! Personality and all.

_Word Woman_

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#42 Mar 20, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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Hey, Word Lady...
How r you??
I'm well...getting ready to run out & drop things off at show...FINALLY...just a few last details & then I'm outta here...yay!!! What'chu up to, my sweet?!?!??

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