Is is safe to smell a fart?

Is is safe to smell a fart?

Created by Cat Turd on Oct 25, 2013

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yes

depends on the odor strength

savor the richness

depends on wet or dry

no

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_Word Woman_

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#1 Oct 25, 2013
Safe...probably. Pleasant...absolutely not.

***and, on a funny side note...my dog (thankfully) does not fart a lot, but he always startles himself when he does....he turns & looks at his butt like it has played a trick on him...lol ;)

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#2 Oct 25, 2013
Oh good lord, no it isn't safe.

Did you know the more "sulfer-rich" your diet, the smellier your f.a.r.t.s. are?(I prefer to spell that word)
If you eat a lot of eggs and meat... better not f.a.r.t. in a crowd. However, beans, despite what you've heard, will not cause smelly f.a.r.t.s.

Back to the thread's question at hand...

No, it isn't safe. The inside of your nose will start to burn, then your throat. Your stomach will feel as if it's been set on fire and within 45 minutes you will combust. If you've survived smelling a f.a.r.t. you should be very grateful. Things could've gone much differently....

_Word Woman_

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#3 Oct 25, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
Oh good lord, no it isn't safe.
Did you know the more "sulfer-rich" your diet, the smellier your f.a.r.t.s. are?(I prefer to spell that word)
If you eat a lot of eggs and meat... better not f.a.r.t. in a crowd. However, beans, despite what you've heard, will not cause smelly f.a.r.t.s.
Back to the thread's question at hand...
No, it isn't safe. The inside of your nose will start to burn, then your throat. Your stomach will feel as if it's been set on fire and within 45 minutes you will combust. If you've survived smelling a f.a.r.t. you should be very grateful. Things could've gone much differently....
Well, sh!t...you & I must go purchase HAZMAT suits tomorrow b/c farts, well...they're everywhere...we need to be prepared ;)

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BUFFALO, NY

#4 Oct 25, 2013
organic

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#5 Oct 25, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
<quoted text>Well, sh!t...you & I must go purchase HAZMAT suits tomorrow b/c farts, well...they're everywhere...we need to be prepared ;)
Please stay on the west wing of the grand palace if you so decide to f.a.r.t. I will promise to not f.a.r.t. around you, as well.

“light always defeats darkness”

Since: Jul 13

nowhere

#6 Oct 25, 2013
Wait a minute. I did not think ladies farted.

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#7 Oct 25, 2013
I Am The Magician wrote:
Wait a minute. I did not think ladies farted.
<cricket cricket>

“light always defeats darkness”

Since: Jul 13

nowhere

#8 Oct 25, 2013
And all these years I thought bugs had gotten into the house. Interesting.
pootertoot

Robstown, TX

#9 Oct 25, 2013
Speaking of phartinng..a little Monte Python never hurts.

Cat Turd

Smartt, TN

#10 Oct 26, 2013
Women fart crawdads in their Victoria's Secrets.
Dave

Kingsport, TN

#11 Oct 26, 2013
I Am The Magician wrote:
Wait a minute. I did not think ladies farted.
Not to worry. No "ladies" here. Just female trash.

_Word Woman_

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#12 Oct 26, 2013
Dave wrote:
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Not to worry. No "ladies" here. Just female trash.
Always a pleasure to have you around, Dave...lol ;)

_Word Woman_

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#13 Oct 26, 2013
Cat Turd wrote:
Women fart crawdads in their Victoria's Secrets.
LOL...Good morning, Cat Turd :)
Cat Turd

Smartt, TN

#14 Oct 26, 2013
Dave wrote:
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Not to worry. No "ladies" here. Just female trash.
Give it a rest already,You got old along time ago.If you weren't interested you wouldn't follow them.
Cat Turd

Smartt, TN

#15 Oct 26, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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LOL...Good morning, Cat Turd :)
Good morning.Whatcha doing today?
Kaptain poopy.

Cowpens, SC

#16 Oct 26, 2013
My baby f.a.r.t.s more then I do! And she is only two days old. How in the world does something two days old produce something so smelly...

_Word Woman_

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#17 Oct 26, 2013
Cat Turd wrote:
<quoted text>Good morning.Whatcha doing today?
Got big plans today...se7en & I are going grocery shopping!!! ;)

And you...what are your plans for this chilly Saturday?!?

_Word Woman_

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#18 Oct 26, 2013
[QUOTE who="Kaptain poopy."]My baby f.a.r.t.s more then I do! And she is only two days old. How in the world does something two days old produce something so smelly...[/QUOTE]

Congrats on the new baby!!!:)
Cat Turd

Smartt, TN

#20 Oct 26, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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Got big plans today...se7en & I are going grocery shopping!!! ;)
And you...what are your plans for this chilly Saturday?!?
Thought about hanging out in Hot Springs.

_Word Woman_

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#21 Oct 26, 2013
ObamaCare wrote:
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Can you actually stay off Topix long enough to do something else? You could lose some attention.
You need not concern yourself with what I do or don't do...thanks :)

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