Ever have a pre matuure ejection?

Ever have a pre matuure ejection?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Jan 10, 2013

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yes ruirnt it all

explosion

I couldnt help it

I dribbled

hmmmmm

Brentwood, TN

#1 Jan 10, 2013
I had an immature one!

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#2 Jan 10, 2013
I was growing an ejector seat from a baby one time. Just before it reached full maturity it ejected from the garden. My wife told me it happens to lots of guys. Sure enough just then my 16 year old neighbors went off. He said it was his first time and he couldn't help it. His girl friend looked pissed.
Word Woman

Asheville, NC

#3 Jan 11, 2013
I can't think of anything other than a car or cannon to be ejected from...and I can't imagine that there would be a good time to ejected from either, prematurely or not! However, if you meant to ask about premature EJACULATION...well, I'm a female, so the question isn't applicable.

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#4 Jan 11, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
I was growing an ejector seat from a baby one time. Just before it reached full maturity it ejected from the garden. My wife told me it happens to lots of guys. Sure enough just then my 16 year old neighbors went off. He said it was his first time and he couldn't help it. His girl friend looked pissed.
On first read I thought you said "I was getting an ejector seat for a baby..." I was thinking, I really don't like kids, but that's taking it a little too far...

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#5 Jan 11, 2013
A sure way to prevent premature ejaculation is during the act think of your mother or grandmother naked... O wait, this is Tennessee, nevermind.....

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#6 Jan 11, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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On first read I thought you said "I was getting an ejector seat for a baby..." I was thinking, I really don't like kids, but that's taking it a little too far...
Thought about it but the 39 point harness they come with now would make it difficult.
Claude

Elizabethton, TN

#7 Jan 11, 2013
Many times.

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#9 Jan 11, 2013
A what?
Whatever

Jonesborough, TN

#10 Jan 11, 2013
Word Woman wrote:
I can't think of anything other than a car or cannon to be ejected from...and I can't imagine that there would be a good time to ejected from either, prematurely or not! However, if you meant to ask about premature EJACULATION...well, I'm a female, so the question isn't applicable.
I guess he should of ask you if you had ever had an organism.
Word Woman

Asheville, NC

#11 Jan 11, 2013
Word Woman wrote:
I can't think of anything other than a car or cannon to be ejected from...and I can't imagine that there would be a good time to ejected from either, prematurely or not! However, if you meant to ask about premature EJACULATION...well, I'm a female, so the question isn't applicable.
On second thought, I suppose this thread IS actually applicable to women...
I HAVE had a premature ejaculator...or at least that was the plan until "having" him became unnecessary. Needless to say, he was prematurely ejected...lmao!!!(Just kidding, boys...we know sh!t happens ;))
Word Woman

Asheville, NC

#12 Jan 11, 2013
Whatever wrote:
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I guess he should of ask you if you had ever had an organism.
LMAO...clever!!!
Nita Woman

Johnson City, TN

#13 Jan 12, 2013
I dribbled and then exploded.
Turd Ferguson

Greeneville, TN

#14 Jan 12, 2013
I hate when I prematurely eject a turd.

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