created by: Shemp Sharpe | Mar 7, 2013

Greeneville, TN

9 votes

What U carry to church?

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  • taser
  • a gun for protetion
  • bibel
  • can of BS repelant
  • tape recorder for gosip
  • no doze pills
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Johnson City, TN

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#1
Mar 7, 2013
 
ear plugs

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Mar 7, 2013
 
My bible duh... Don't get to go often though... I also carry a bottle of jaeger... An oz of pot... And a hand gun...
Hartford ky lady

Williamston, SC

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Mar 7, 2013
 

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Sometimes a bucket of chicken if i think the service is going to go past my lunch time. I dont think anyone notices, at least no one says anything. Cept once when they were passing around the collection plate my son put a wishbone in it.

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Mar 7, 2013
 
Hartford ky lady wrote:
Sometimes a bucket of chicken if i think the service is going to go past my lunch time. I dont think anyone notices, at least no one says anything. Cept once when they were passing around the collection plate my son put a wishbone in it.
A wishbone is much better than a tithe... The church could wish for unlimited wishes...
Ape Allen

Johnson City, TN

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Mar 7, 2013
 

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If it's a Baptist church they already got some chicken.
David

Johnson City, TN

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Mar 9, 2013
 

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Our Church is just a gossip place.

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Mar 9, 2013
 
David wrote:
Our Church is just a gossip place.
That's all most of them are these days.

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