What U carry to church?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Mar 7, 2013

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taser

a gun for protetion

bibel

can of BS repelant

tape recorder for gosip

no doze pills

critic

Johnson City, TN

#1 Mar 7, 2013
ear plugs

Since: Mar 13

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#2 Mar 7, 2013
My bible duh... Don't get to go often though... I also carry a bottle of jaeger... An oz of pot... And a hand gun...
Hartford ky lady

Duluth, GA

#3 Mar 7, 2013
Sometimes a bucket of chicken if i think the service is going to go past my lunch time. I dont think anyone notices, at least no one says anything. Cept once when they were passing around the collection plate my son put a wishbone in it.

Since: Mar 13

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#4 Mar 7, 2013
Hartford ky lady wrote:
Sometimes a bucket of chicken if i think the service is going to go past my lunch time. I dont think anyone notices, at least no one says anything. Cept once when they were passing around the collection plate my son put a wishbone in it.
A wishbone is much better than a tithe... The church could wish for unlimited wishes...
Ape Allen

Jonesborough, TN

#5 Mar 7, 2013
If it's a Baptist church they already got some chicken.
David

Elizabethton, TN

#6 Mar 9, 2013
Our Church is just a gossip place.

Since: Nov 11

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#7 Mar 9, 2013
David wrote:
Our Church is just a gossip place.
That's all most of them are these days.

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