Ever ben overdone at a massage parler?

Ever ben overdone at a massage parler?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Feb 6, 2013

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yes I was a human blister

had to gurny my azz to the car

still sore an in a wheel chair

had noodel knees

they rubed me raw


Johnson City, TN

#1 Feb 6, 2013
Oh yeah. Many times with no happy endings.

Newberry, SC

#2 Feb 6, 2013
Hmm... Over done at a massage parlor... Isn't that a little like having too much money or too much rest. Oh crap, I have too many marshmallows in my lucky charms!

Elizabethton, TN

#3 Feb 7, 2013
I was ruined for life at the massage parlor. My body is now like rubber.

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#4 Feb 7, 2013
I tried to get a massage once and they told me that I stank and get the hell out of there. I was a bit embarrassed. It was at a Country Club and I had won the free massage on a radio program.
Law Dawg

Elizabethton, TN

#5 Feb 7, 2013
I paid for 3 hours and that was waaaaaay too long. They called 911 and they transported me home in an Ambulance. My muscles had collapsed.

Jonesborough, TN

#6 Sep 18, 2013
I'm still noodle kneed.
British bastard

Indianapolis, IN

#7 Sep 18, 2013
I say! For 2lb you can get whatever you so desire in England!

Greeneville, TN

#8 Sep 19, 2013
Any happy ending massage parlors here in Gville?

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