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Whiteness

Glen Allen, VA

#1 Dec 15, 2011
We should get a joke thread going... I'll start.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
The Biggest Troll

United States

#2 Dec 15, 2011
A man boarded a plane with six kids.

After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned
Over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours ? "

He replied, " No Ma'am, I work for a condom company.
These are customer complaints!"
leno

Franklin, TN

#3 Dec 15, 2011
Most people on topix!!!
Whiteness

Glen Allen, VA

#4 Dec 15, 2011
What do you say to a black jew?
Get to the back of the oven.
Lol

United States

#5 Dec 15, 2011
A black guy and a white guy was working together . The black guy says he can't ever get no pu$$y . The white guy says to him you need to try poetry. Black guy says I don't know any poetry. White guy says I tell my wife golden hair golden hair eyes so blue roll over here and I'll make sweet love to you . Black guy says I'm going to go home and try poetry . Next day black guy comes in with a black eye . White guy asks what happened . Black guy says I tried your poetry . This is what I got .what you say to her ? Black guy says nappy hair nappy hair eyes of green roll over here n I'll fu&k you like a dog !
Whiteness

Glen Allen, VA

#6 Dec 16, 2011
How did the quadriplegic cross the road?
Stapled to the chicken.
Black Momba

Antioch, TN

#7 Dec 16, 2011
What does a black kid get for Christmas?
Your bike
Chris Waddell

Kingston Springs, TN

#8 Dec 16, 2011
Why did the boy drop his icecream?.........He got hit by a bus!!! HAHAHAHAHA
God

Antioch, TN

#9 Dec 16, 2011
Chris Waddell wrote:
Why did the boy drop his icecream?.........He got hit by a bus!!! HAHAHAHAHA
you sir are going to hell
Samuel Dickey

Kingston Springs, TN

#10 Dec 16, 2011
Why did the Chris Wadddell drop his ice cream?

He was to busy eating his boogers! HAHAHA
Hmmm

United States

#11 Dec 17, 2011
LOL, now, I have a story. It sounds like a joke but it happened to me tonight.

I went to McDonalds, ordered my food. she says the total is $4.15. I hand her a $20.00 dollar bill, she looks at it to make sure it's not counterfeit. I looked at her and said "Sweety, If I'm going to counterfeit money don't you think I would pick a much nicer fine dining establishment?" lol

Okay, so on the way home from McDonalds. A police officer pulls me over for weaving, I assumed weaving since I was lol. He asked for my license and insurance with registration then says "Do you know why I pulled you over?" I replied, "Well sir, this truck used to be a D.U.I. simulation truck and I'm assuming you wanted to check it out?"

He laughed and let me go.

“Eat More Chicken”

Since: Aug 11

Midway Tn

#12 Dec 17, 2011
woman in texas gets pulled over and officer notices she has gun permit. after she showed him her 3 loaded weapons, he ask mam, just what are you scared of. she replied not a dang thing
Tipical

United States

#13 Dec 17, 2011
Steel cow balls on the hitches of your trucks
Whiteness

Glen Allen, VA

#14 Dec 22, 2011
Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?

She moans with the other.
My Opinion

Nashville, TN

#15 Dec 22, 2011
Whiteness wrote:
Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?
She moans with the other.
Cruel. I would be willing to bet that 90% of Topix posters have no idea who she is.
Ha ha

United States

#16 Dec 22, 2011
My history teacher liked to tell Helen Keller jokes!
Whiteness

Glen Allen, VA

#17 Dec 23, 2011
Why don't old men eat out old women?
Have you ever pulled apart a grilled cheese sandwich...
working for a living

Franklin, TN

#18 Dec 23, 2011
You know how to break up the millon man march? Fly over in a helicopter and drop job applications.
bob

United States

#19 Dec 25, 2011
funny dead baby jokes are great
loki

Smyrna, TN

#20 Dec 27, 2011
what is green and slimy and smells like bacon?....... kermit's finger!!

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