freak

Jonesborough, TN

#1 Mar 1, 2013
My ex sister in law could do this.
Redneck

Mosheim, TN

#2 Mar 2, 2013
I tried it once butt it kept on gettin blown out!
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#3 Mar 2, 2013
I don't see how smoking cigarettes once a year would hurt you too much.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#4 Mar 2, 2013
Wet Willie wrote:
I don't see how smoking cigarettes once a year would hurt you too much.
You beat me to it. I bow to you sir.
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#5 Mar 2, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
<quoted text>
You beat me to it. I bow to you sir.
The early bird gets the first shot at the anal jokes. I thought that maybe you avoided anal on the weekends.
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#6 Mar 2, 2013
Wet Willie wrote:
<quoted text>The early bird gets the first shot at the anal jokes. I thought that maybe you avoided anal on the weekends.
Make that the "first crack" at anal jokes. I am a little slow on Sat. mornings.
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#7 Mar 2, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
<quoted text>
You beat me to it. I bow to you sir.
I'll have to admit that I was surprised that this one was still sitting there teed up for me from last night.
Se7en

Charlotte, NC

#9 Mar 2, 2013
Wet Willie wrote:
I don't see how smoking cigarettes once a year would hurt you too much.
I laughed my ass off on this one... Smoked a whole pack of cigarettes in the process as well...
Se7en

Charlotte, NC

#11 Mar 2, 2013
ItsOkYoureDumbass wrote:
<quoted text> Question is, did you succumb to peer pressure and anally smoke a whole pack lol
I did... Does that make me cool?

Why, hell yes it does!

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#13 Mar 3, 2013
I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume you're friends have never, ever asked for a drag on one of those cigs. And, incidentally; I don't believe this thread for a minute. I've been trying to get my ass to smoke all night. Couldn't inhale, but blew some interesting smoke rings. I have been fed rectally, however. I can't remember, because I was in a coma. The nurse said you should have seen my ass snapping at a piece of toast, though. I've heard of consuming alcohol rectally. I can't do that yet, either. The liquor store manager thinks I have the ass of a 20 year old.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#15 Mar 4, 2013
I've had smoke blown up my ass. Does that count?
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#16 Mar 4, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
I've had smoke blown up my ass. Does that count?
It depends. Did you inhale?

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#17 Mar 5, 2013
Wet Willie wrote:
<quoted text>It depends. Did you inhale?
Nah, just flinched a little.

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