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#21 Mar 22, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
Anything beyond an hour & I'm over it...several hours is fine as long as it includes intermissions...
The lady tells the truth! I use intermissions for Squencher!

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#22 Mar 22, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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lol
If I'm going to dress up like an indian "princess" you'd still better settle in for the long haul...!!
Pokeherhotass?

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#23 Mar 22, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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Pokeherhotass?
Haha he better have some tie downs if he wants to accomplish that cause it is certainly not going to be willingly!

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

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#24 Mar 22, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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Haha he better have some tie downs if he wants to accomplish that cause it is certainly not going to be willingly!
Indian name Thrusts With A Moan?

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#26 Mar 22, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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Indian name Thrusts With A Moan?
Perfect!

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#27 Mar 22, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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Indian name Thrusts With A Moan?
I'm doing the hand bobbing over the mouth indian call now!

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#28 Mar 22, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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Haha he better have some tie downs if he wants to accomplish that cause it is certainly not going to be willingly!
Once you get tounge-punched in the fart-box for a few minutes, you'll be begging...

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#29 Mar 22, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
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Once you get tounge-punched in the fart-box for a few minutes, you'll be begging...
been there, like that... but the other hurts like hell!

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#30 Mar 22, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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been there, like that... but the other hurts like hell!
Not mine. It's the same size as an enema applicator. You'll feel so much better after you're cleansed by some protein cleanser. And if not, what's the worst that happened? You learned a valuable lesson in not being anal.

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#31 Mar 22, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
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Not mine. It's the same size as an enema applicator. You'll feel so much better after you're cleansed by some protein cleanser. And if not, what's the worst that happened? You learned a valuable lesson in not being anal.
lol
I'm not anal in either sense of the word!!
Because I know it hurts... lesson learned from experience. I love you and I'm trying to figure out how to communicate with you, without saying "good lord" every time I read your posts lol!

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#32 Mar 22, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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lol
I'm not anal in either sense of the word!!
Because I know it hurts... lesson learned from experience. I love you and I'm trying to figure out how to communicate with you, without saying "good lord" every time I read your posts lol!
I want you to say "Good Lord" everytime you read my posts! If I didn't have "shock" value, I'd be nothing. Blame Word Woman. She's the one that took me off the shock collar. I just ran out of the yard and bit that old lady across the road right square in the ass!

_Word Woman_

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#33 Mar 22, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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lol
I'm not anal in either sense of the word!!
Because I know it hurts... lesson learned from experience. I love you and I'm trying to figure out how to communicate with you, without saying "good lord" every time I read your posts lol!
Lol...yep, I would never take these charming gems that Aly posts away from the topix community...lmao!!!
(And, on a side note:we will be holding off on having sex until the order that we placed for anesthesia. arrives...lol!) ;)

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#34 Mar 22, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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Lol...yep, I would never take these charming gems that Aly posts away from the topix community...lmao!!!
(And, on a side note:we will be holding off on having sex until the order that we placed for anesthesia. arrives...lol!) ;)
You can tell that we haven't had sex, yet. If we did, she'd know she wouldn't need anesthesia, maybe eunthenasia! Yes, she actually told me that she'd rather be put down than to let me have her! Death, sex; death, sex; I almost feel bad, but after awhile you learn to roll with the punches. Sad part, is I think she's wanting to punch me after I'm dead!

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#35 Mar 22, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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Lol...yep, I would never take these charming gems that Aly posts away from the topix community...lmao!!!
(And, on a side note:we will be holding off on having sex until the order that we placed for anesthesia. arrives...lol!) ;)
I think you need to cancel the restraining order before we have sex. Not that your vice-like thighs weren't enough. My ears are still sore!
Clementine

Clover, SC

#36 Mar 22, 2013
Never thought of it. I'm guesstimating an hr? We could always continue.

_Word Woman_

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#37 Mar 22, 2013
You misunderstood....I said that sex with you might put me in the ground...if you attempt to perform some of the acts that you have described in your posts while I've known you, I'm convinced the outcome is certain death!!! ;)

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

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#38 Mar 22, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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I'm doing the hand bobbing over the mouth indian call now!
With a closed fist?

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#39 Mar 22, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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With a closed fist?
hahaha
Would you believe I had to demonstrate that on myself to figure out what you were talking about? I'm such a dork...

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#40 Mar 22, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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hahaha
Would you believe I had to demonstrate that on myself to figure out what you were talking about? I'm such a dork...
It's probably the "fisting" part that had you confused.

Since: Jan 13

Utica, KY

#41 Mar 22, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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lol
I'm not anal in either sense of the word!!
Because I know it hurts... lesson learned from experience. I love you and I'm trying to figure out how to communicate with you, without saying "good lord" every time I read your posts lol!
that's not what the booty is for. Agree with se7vin. Hey by the way no accidents yet. U did get my check i mailed u...

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