Word Woman

Asheville, NC

#61 Jan 15, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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You ever make it to Green Man Brewery? I just watched G Garvin On The Road and he was there. I think I fell in love with Molly Nafke the beer slinger. Dreads, beautiful face, tattoos, sweet voice. She may replace whothehellcares as who I think about during sex. Of course I may have forgotten about her by September when my wife open The Wonka factory again.
I've been to Green Man a couple of times...now that Asheville is more widely known as "Beer City, USA," you can almost throw a rock from wherever you're standing & hit a brewery. And, based on the physical description you provided of your new beer-slinging love, I'm thinking you would give serious consideration to becoming a polygamist if you were to come visit, given that you could have been describing one of a great many women here with the exact same characteristics...
Word Woman

Asheville, NC

#62 Jan 15, 2013
Becky wrote:
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Yeah, I moved... They had to change their slogan...
LMAO...well, I'm sure you will teach the nice people in your new city/town of residence a few things & make a name for yourself! Your comments/responses crack me up & bring to mind the saying: "Well-behaved women rarely make history"...
Becky

Charlotte, NC

#63 Jan 15, 2013
Word Woman wrote:
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LMAO...well, I'm sure you will teach the nice people in your new city/town of residence a few things & make a name for yourself! Your comments/responses crack me up & bring to mind the saying: "Well-behaved women rarely make history"...
Oooo Word Woman is my bottom bitch!!! I hear that's a complement...
Word Woman

Asheville, NC

#64 Jan 15, 2013
Becky wrote:
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Oooo Word Woman is my bottom bitch!!! I hear that's a complement...
Gotcha...I suppose that means that I will be sharing in the responsibility of raising your topix love child & won't need to conceive one of my own, which is perfect b/c I have been struggling in trying to decide whether to take "Donor" up on his offer of babymaking in the "Want a baby" thread or to participate with "SWM" in his hours-long grape juice bath/shower fetish, as described in the "Serious responses only please" thread, or to throw caution to the wind & do both...grape juice fetish it is! I hope you will still want me as your bottom bitch when my skin is stained as purple as Barney the Dinosaur, though...just keep in mind that it will eventually fade :)

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#65 Jan 16, 2013
Word Woman wrote:
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Gotcha...I suppose that means that I will be sharing in the responsibility of raising your topix love child & won't need to conceive one of my own, which is perfect b/c I have been struggling in trying to decide whether to take "Donor" up on his offer of babymaking in the "Want a baby" thread or to participate with "SWM" in his hours-long grape juice bath/shower fetish, as described in the "Serious responses only please" thread, or to throw caution to the wind & do both...grape juice fetish it is! I hope you will still want me as your bottom bitch when my skin is stained as purple as Barney the Dinosaur, though...just keep in mind that it will eventually fade :)
Don't forget my offer of a weekend watching Transformers, eating Gogurt, and having small unsatisfyingly short episodes of what might resemble sex.
Word Woman

Asheville, NC

#66 Jan 16, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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Don't forget my offer of a weekend watching Transformers, eating Gogurt, and having small unsatisfyingly short episodes of what might resemble sex.
I'll give it some consideration, but I have to be honest & let you know that it all sounds a bit too kinky for my delicate sensibilities...I don't generally get into the down-n-dirty, sexually deviant stuff, but we'll see...lol

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#67 Jan 16, 2013
Word Woman wrote:
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I'll give it some consideration, but I have to be honest & let you know that it all sounds a bit too kinky for my delicate sensibilities...I don't generally get into the down-n-dirty, sexually deviant stuff, but we'll see...lol
It won't be like that at all. I would probably have a pre matuure ejection well before we got to that stuff.
Local Necrophiliac

Greeneville, TN

#68 Jan 16, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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It won't be like that at all. I would probably have a pre matuure ejection well before we got to that stuff.
If the girl dies, would you call me before you call the morgue?
Word Woman

Asheville, NC

#69 Jan 16, 2013
Local Necrophiliac wrote:
<quoted text>If the girl dies, would you call me before you call the morgue?
Well, I'm an organ donor, so if I die from the sheer force of Pretend to be Normal's "premature ejection", I wouldn't fault him if he chose to pimp out my dead body... As I see it, if that's my cause of death, there's not much more desecration (sp?)that can be done to my body!
Local Necrophiliac

Greeneville, TN

#70 Jan 16, 2013
Word Woman wrote:
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Well, I'm an organ donor, so if I die from the sheer force of Pretend to be Normal's "premature ejection", I wouldn't fault him if he chose to pimp out my dead body... As I see it, if that's my cause of death, there's not much more desecration (sp?)that can be done to my body!
If it turns out to be "your time to go" during his pre mature ejection, would it be considered to forward of me to ask for your body while it is still warm? It is hard for me to get into an "ice bitch." Figuratively speaking of course.

Since: Jan 13

United States

#71 Jan 16, 2013
And I don't have to be first as long as I'm next!

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#72 Jan 16, 2013
Local Necrophiliac wrote:
<quoted text>If it turns out to be "your time to go" during his pre mature ejection, would it be considered to forward of me to ask for your body while it is still warm? It is hard for me to get into an "ice bitch." Figuratively speaking of course.
Put them in a tanning bed for an hour, it'll warm them back up nicely....

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#73 Jan 16, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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Don't forget my offer of a weekend watching Transformers, eating Gogurt, and having small unsatisfyingly short episodes of what might resemble sex.
I thought that was our special thing... o hell, the more the merrier...

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#74 Jan 16, 2013
Word Woman wrote:
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As I see it, if that's my cause of death, there's not much more desecration (sp?)that can be done to my body!
You'd be surprised... I mean look at who we're talking about here...
Local Necrophiliac

Greeneville, TN

#75 Jan 16, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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Put them in a tanning bed for an hour, it'll warm them back up nicely....
Thanks for the tip. Does anyone have a tanning bed for sale on Swap n' Shop? A dead body is a bit unwieldy to carry into Jamaica Me Tan. Besides, she could chill out on the way home.
Word Woman

Asheville, NC

#76 Jan 16, 2013
Local Necrophiliac wrote:
<quoted text>If it turns out to be "your time to go" during his pre mature ejection, would it be considered to forward of me to ask for your body while it is still warm? It is hard for me to get into an "ice bitch." Figuratively speaking of course.
I don't have an issue with that...in fact, you're going to need to take care of business as soon & as quickly as possible (though not quite as quickly as Pretend to be Normal) so that any organs not destroyed by his projectile-style ejaculation will still be viable for donation. Plus, rigor mortis isn't sexy...I can't imagine that any guy wants his lady's entire body, head to toe, to be stiffer than his manhood
Becky

Kings Mountain, NC

#77 Jan 16, 2013
Word Woman wrote:
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I don't have an issue with that...in fact, you're going to need to take care of business as soon & as quickly as possible (though not quite as quickly as Pretend to be Normal) so that any organs not destroyed by his projectile-style ejaculation will still be viable for donation. Plus, rigor mortis isn't sexy...I can't imagine that any guy wants his lady's entire body, head to toe, to be stiffer than his manhood
I can imagine that would be quite awkward.
Local Necrophiliac

Greeneville, TN

#78 Jan 16, 2013
Word Woman wrote:
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I don't have an issue with that...in fact, you're going to need to take care of business as soon & as quickly as possible (though not quite as quickly as Pretend to be Normal) so that any organs not destroyed by his projectile-style ejaculation will still be viable for donation. Plus, rigor mortis isn't sexy...I can't imagine that any guy wants his lady's entire body, head to toe, to be stiffer than his manhood
Actually, I am more concerned about them cooling on the relationship. That has happened to me with the live ones. It is easier to start with an ice bitch than to watch them morph into one over time.

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#79 Jan 16, 2013
Local Necrophiliac wrote:
<quoted text>Thanks for the tip. Does anyone have a tanning bed for sale on Swap n' Shop? A dead body is a bit unwieldy to carry into Jamaica Me Tan. Besides, she could chill out on the way home.
It's not as hard as you'd think, ever seen weekend at benies...

An oven would work also, its just harder to cram a dead body into one unless you luck up on a midget...

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#80 Jan 16, 2013
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