Becky

[Becky]

LMMFAO wrote:

Is Becky your real name or your stripper name?

My real name... Or is it? My stripper name is Easy Kitty.

[whothehellcares-]

Oooooo, you're the one legged stripper with the bullet wounds... you're hot...

[Pretend 2 B Normal]

whothehellcares- wrote:

Oooooo, you're the one legged stripper with the bullet wounds... you're hot...

I love when she does her military show and they have the marching orders over the loud speaker. "Left, left, left, left left."

[Becky]

And when I'm not stripping I work at IHOP ;)

[Pretend 2 B Normal]

Becky wrote:

And when I'm not stripping I work at IHOP ;)

You've been our server a couple times. You're good but you get slow. I can't remember how many times I've told you to shake a leg.

[Becky]

Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:

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You've been our server a couple times. You're good but you get slow. I can't remember how many times I've told you to shake a leg.

I'll count the bruises on my ass and let u know.

[Word Woman]

whothehellcares- wrote:

Sell you some crack? What the hell do you think I am, some lowlife drug dealer... I said I liked you, I will give you all the crack you want for free...

Damn, Becky, you’re making out like a champ here on topix…you’re now getting free crack from “who the hell cares,” in addition to a hot, steamy load of sperm & piece of masking tape to aid in successful conception from the extremely kind & generous self-appointed deadbeat babymaker of G’ville…you are one very lucky girl…lol!!!

[Becky]

Word Woman wrote:

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Damn, Becky, you’re making out like a champ here on topix…you’re now getting free crack from “who the hell cares,” in addition to a hot, steamy load of sperm & piece of masking tape to aid in successful conception from the extremely kind & generous self-appointed deadbeat babymaker of G’ville…you are one very lucky girl…lol!!!

Haha Free crack AND free steamy sperm... Now if I can only find someone to help me hide this dead body...

[Local Necrophiliac]

Becky wrote:

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Haha Free crack AND free steamy sperm... Now if I can only find someone to help me hide this dead body...

Tell me it's a female!

[Becky]

Local Necrophiliac wrote:

<quoted text>Tell me it's a female!

She's all yours!!

[Local Necrophiliac]

Becky wrote:

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She's all yours!!

I'll have to recharge. I just lost my load. Maggots?

[Bounty Hunter 1972]

Hey I can help with hiding a body. I just have to ask Siri .

[Becky]

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ter 1972"]Hey I can help with hiding a body. I just have to ask Siri .[/QUOTE]

Thx but Necropheliac called dibs... But very neighborly of u to offer!

[Bounty Hunter 1972]

Well that's ok my back hurts anyway unless I take my pain meds. But then I'm not worth much on them either.

[LMMFAO]

I thought I was a freak, but damn you all done went to far. 1 legged strippers, sex with Dead bodies and maggots. Wow I'm disgusted and don't think I'll ever be the same.

[Becky]

Bounty Hunter 1972 wrote:

Well that's ok my back hurts anyway unless I take my pain meds. But then I'm not worth much on them either.

Careful not to get hooked on that stuff. Best to just stick with something like crack. Ok... I'm tired of saying crack now. Might as well quit if I can't even say it. Whothehellcares, u can have ur crack back! Ima take up Jenga, maybe Kerplunk...

[Bounty Hunter 1972]

They are not dead if their body is still warm. They are just quiet. You have to scream your own name. I get used to it.

[Becky]

LMMFAO wrote:

I thought I was a freak, but damn you all done went to far. 1 legged strippers, sex with Dead bodies and maggots. Wow I'm disgusted and don't think I'll ever be the same.

The more one judges, the less one loves...

[Bounty Hunter 1972]

How true

[whothehellcares-]

LMMFAO wrote:

I thought I was a freak, but damn you all done went to far. 1 legged strippers, sex with Dead bodies and maggots. Wow I'm disgusted and don't think I'll ever be the same.

You may be a freak, but we are professional freaks...