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“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#1 Jan 13, 2013
...and you shall receive.
Becky

Chattanooga, TN

#2 Jan 13, 2013
Haha you dork lol

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#3 Jan 13, 2013
Do you want to know what I like about you two... you both seem to have a good sense of humor (or at least a sick twisted sense of humor like mine)... I mean most parents would take offence if I called them a terrible parent like I did pretend2normal (you might have but I really don't give a shit if you did...) and the abortion joke didn't seem to offend you Becky (again, don't give a shit if it did) like it would most women... I look forward to sharing more demented humor with both of you...
Becky

Brevard, NC

#4 Jan 13, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
Do you want to know what I like about you two... you both seem to have a good sense of humor (or at least a sick twisted sense of humor like mine)... I mean most parents would take offence if I called them a terrible parent like I did pretend2normal (you might have but I really don't give a shit if you did...) and the abortion joke didn't seem to offend you Becky (again, don't give a shit if it did) like it would most women... I look forward to sharing more demented humor with both of you...
Since we are bonding, will you sell me some crack? I have money! My kids can live without food for at least 2 days. I'll also throw in my food stamp card and next month if you can hook me up I'll pay with my welfare check. Other forms of payment are optional but I must warn you I have the gift that just keeps giving, controllable by medication.

And I like u too, whether u give a shit or not ;)

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#5 Jan 13, 2013
Sell you some crack? What the hell do you think I am, some lowlife drug dealer... I said I liked you, I will give you all the crack you want for free...
Becky

Brevard, NC

#6 Jan 13, 2013
Awe with people like us this town will go to hell. Thanks buddy!

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#7 Jan 14, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
Do you want to know what I like about you two... you both seem to have a good sense of humor (or at least a sick twisted sense of humor like mine)... I mean most parents would take offence if I called them a terrible parent like I did pretend2normal (you might have but I really don't give a shit if you did...) and the abortion joke didn't seem to offend you Becky (again, don't give a shit if it did) like it would most women... I look forward to sharing more demented humor with both of you...
Sarcasm runs in my blood. I think it all began when my father would point out random guys and say "Maybe he's your real dad."

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#8 Jan 14, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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Sarcasm runs in my blood.
Aids runs in my blood....

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#9 Jan 14, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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Sarcasm runs in my blood. I think it all began when my father would point out random guys and say "Maybe he's your real dad."
Me and my dad use to play a game, I called it "find your way home"... He would blindfold me and drop me off somewhere, sometimes we would drive for hours... After he kicked me out of the car he would say, "I'd like to see your sorry ass find your way home this time" then he would speed off... Sometimes it took weeks but I always won...

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#10 Jan 14, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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Me and my dad use to play a game, I called it "find your way home"... He would blindfold me and drop me off somewhere, sometimes we would drive for hours... After he kicked me out of the car he would say, "I'd like to see your sorry ass find your way home this time" then he would speed off... Sometimes it took weeks but I always won...
We played the same game except dad would be so drunk that we would bump into each other 4 hours later and he would just give me a ride home.
Becky

Brevard, NC

#11 Jan 14, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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We played the same game except dad would be so drunk that we would bump into each other 4 hours later and he would just give me a ride home.
My mom and I use to play a game called "guess who your daddy is." We would go sit on a bench at the unemployment office and I'd pick the man with the shiniest shoes. I'd run to him and hug him and ask, "are you my daddy?" My mom would giggle. I think I got it right once! The big man looked at my mommy and said, "bitch, you can't prove anything!" I still remember his shiney shoes...
NoturDaddy

Brentwood, TN

#12 Jan 14, 2013
Becky wrote:
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My mom and I use to play a game called "guess who your daddy is." We would go sit on a bench at the unemployment office and I'd pick the man with the shiniest shoes. I'd run to him and hug him and ask, "are you my daddy?" My mom would giggle. I think I got it right once! The big man looked at my mommy and said, "bitch, you can't prove anything!" I still remember his shiney shoes...
I said it then & I'll say it now, you can't prove anything!
Lost

Tucker, GA

#13 Jan 14, 2013
Becky's a drunk lol
maybe

Elizabethton, TN

#14 Jan 14, 2013
Lost wrote:
Becky's a drunk lol
a lot of drugies in gt
Becky

Brevard, NC

#15 Jan 14, 2013
Lost wrote:
Becky's a drunk lol
Only when I can't support my crack habit and now that I've got whothehellcares as a hook up... Drinking will be a thing of the past! Oh, except on karaoke nights... But that goes without saying.
Becky

Brevard, NC

#16 Jan 14, 2013
maybe wrote:
<quoted text>a lot of drugies in gt


"Sniffle" we're people too!!
Becky

Brevard, NC

#17 Jan 14, 2013
And no, on a serious note, I'm neither a drunk nor a druggie.

However, my 9 kids' baby daddies (all 6 of them) say I still deserve to have my name as a Topix post. I'm quite honored.

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#18 Jan 14, 2013
Becky wrote:
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Only when I can't support my crack habit and now that I've got whothehellcares as a hook up... Drinking will be a thing of the past! Oh, except on karaoke nights... But that goes without saying.
I had better never catch you drinking, that stuff is bad news... if I ever see you drunk your crack supply is cut off...
Becky

Brevard, NC

#19 Jan 14, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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I had better never catch you drinking, that stuff is bad news... if I ever see you drunk your crack supply is cut off...
Even on karaoke night? That's just blasphemy! <weighing options> crack, karaoke,crack,karaoke - ahh... Alright whothehellcares, if it means that much to u...
LMMFAO

Greeneville, TN

#20 Jan 14, 2013
Is Becky your real name or your stripper name?

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