Name all the ways inmates sneak tobacco into the jail!

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Hooty Hoo

Fort Campbell, TN

#1 Mar 17, 2012
I'll go first! The inmates have their girlfriends hide it in the garden beside the workhouse! Easy pickin's!
Wow

Nashville, TN

#2 Mar 17, 2012
Good job snitch

“Oderint dum metuant”

Since: Mar 12

Main Street

#3 Mar 17, 2012
Ol' boy can keister a carton and a few brewskies! Just leave them in the ditch in front of Big Al's gun shop!!!!
Hooty Hoo

Fort Campbell, TN

#4 Mar 17, 2012
You're very welcome!

“Oderint dum metuant”

Since: Mar 12

Main Street

#5 Mar 17, 2012
He didn't thank you??? lol
Anonymous Poster X

United States

#6 Mar 17, 2012
Butt is how most if gotten in
snitch h8ter

Hollywood, FL

#7 Mar 17, 2012
Hooty Hoo wrote:
I'll go first! The inmates have their girlfriends hide it in the garden beside the workhouse! Easy pickin's!
you are lookin for a whoopin
snitch h8ter

Hollywood, FL

#8 Mar 17, 2012
My advice to you is to change the subject
BGM

Johnson City, TN

#9 Mar 17, 2012
Ok guys what do you think about abortion?
Buckskin

Fort Campbell, TN

#10 Mar 17, 2012
Toss it in the back of the litter crew trucks
BiteMe

Morristown, TN

#11 Mar 17, 2012
snitch h8ter wrote:
My advice to you is to change the subject
Why change the subject? Who do you think you are? Are you gonna send a band of knife welding monkeys to kill us all in our sleep?..or maybe a team of secret gay ninjas to shove tobacco up our @ss?...bite me.
snitch h8ter

Hollywood, FL

#12 Mar 17, 2012
BiteMe wrote:
<quoted text>
Why change the subject? Who do you think you are? Are you gonna send a band of knife welding monkeys to kill us all in our sleep?..or maybe a team of secret gay ninjas to shove tobacco up our @ss?...bite me.
I'm not going to do anything but sit back and say I told you so after you snitches get what's coming to you.
BiteMe

Morristown, TN

#13 Mar 17, 2012
snitch h8ter wrote:
<quoted text> I'm not going to do anything but sit back and say I told you so after you snitches get what's coming to you.
b*tch please...
True Story

Nashville, TN

#14 Mar 18, 2012
They stuff it up their buttox.
kiley

Nashville, TN

#15 Mar 18, 2012
the guards
Ratchet

Fort Campbell, TN

#16 Mar 18, 2012
The weekenders(go in one night a week to serve their sentence)bring in the most contraband. They're like a general market! They make a killing off the other inmates. They go in and ask everybody what they want them to bring the next weekend. The inmate's girlfriend/boyfriend/sugar daddy or relatives will pay the weekender and by the next weekend, they get all that they asked for! I hear $50 for a pack of Bugler! The weekenders love serving their time once a week because its great money for them! No matter how hard the guards search, some things just can't be found.
I know

Brentwood, TN

#17 Mar 18, 2012
BiteMe wrote:
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Why change the subject? Who do you think you are? Are you gonna send a band of knife welding monkeys to kill us all in our sleep?..or maybe a team of secret gay ninjas to shove tobacco up our @ss?...bite me.
Secret gay ninjas? HaHaHa,Somebody we know?
lockup

United States

#18 Mar 18, 2012
Under the ashtray outside of the detention center. Out front.
Magpie

Fort Campbell, TN

#19 Mar 18, 2012
Ratchet wrote:
The weekenders(go in one night a week to serve their sentence)bring in the most contraband. They're like a general market! They make a killing off the other inmates. They go in and ask everybody what they want them to bring the next weekend. The inmate's girlfriend/boyfriend/sugar daddy or relatives will pay the weekender and by the next weekend, they get all that they asked for! I hear $50 for a pack of Bugler! The weekenders love serving their time once a week because its great money for them! No matter how hard the guards search, some things just can't be found.
If those that are found with tobacco, lighters, drugs, alcohol or punished to the maximum, it would cut back on people trying to bring contraband into the jail. Same goes for anyone failing a drug test while incarcerated. If all they get is a write up or a few days in the hole, well then, of course they're going to keep sneaking contraband in. It's big money. You have to make it not worth it to them. Make them an example for others that are thinking about sneaking in contraband. It's a shame we don't have a larger jail so the weekenders and work release inmates could have their own pod, separate from the others.
LOL

Nashville, TN

#20 Mar 18, 2012
Magpie wrote:
<quoted text>If those that are found with tobacco, lighters, drugs, alcohol or punished to the maximum, it would cut back on people trying to bring contraband into the jail. Same goes for anyone failing a drug test while incarcerated. If all they get is a write up or a few days in the hole, well then, of course they're going to keep sneaking contraband in. It's big money. You have to make it not worth it to them. Make them an example for others that are thinking about sneaking in contraband. It's a shame we don't have a larger jail so the weekenders and work release inmates could have their own pod, separate from the others.
How are you gonna punish someone that's already in jail? Lol

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