Ever vomit in a resturant?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Nov 20, 2012

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yes all over the buffet bar

found a hare in my salad

Vomited all over the table

projetile vomited on some customers

puked in the womans tolet

rabbit boy

Smyrna, TN

#1 Nov 20, 2012
i fount a hare in my salit at the ole banannsa up theyre near loes on the byepast. hit still had 2 big years an them big ole hine lags attacked to hits bidy.

“I'M BACK.......SPORA DICALLY”

Since: Jun 12

BUFFALO, NY

#2 Nov 20, 2012
Can anyone translate this into English? Or is it even worth the effort?
rabbit boy

Smyrna, TN

#3 Nov 20, 2012
OUTLAW RACER wrote:
Can anyone translate this into English? Or is it even worth the effort?
Perhaps, you are not as smart as you think you are. Check out the available answers that Shemp Sharpe listed in his poll on restaurant regurgitation. Put two and two together. It will come to you.

“I'M BACK.......SPORA DICALLY”

Since: Jun 12

BUFFALO, NY

#4 Nov 20, 2012
I was not aware intelligence was an issue. My question is if I make the suggested voyage of discovery will it be worth the time and effort?
rabbit boy

Smyrna, TN

#5 Nov 20, 2012
OUTLAW RACER wrote:
I was not aware intelligence was an issue. My question is if I make the suggested voyage of discovery will it be worth the time and effort?
If you will kindly pay attention to Mr. Sharpe's possible answers, you will notice that one is about finding a "hare" in your salad. My post, written in hillbilly(with intentional ignorant misspellings), said that I found a hare(rabbit)in my salad, at the old Bonanza Restaurant near Lowe's on the bypass, and that it still had 2 big ears and hind legs attached to its body. Get it? It was a response to Shemp Sharpe humor. All of his polls have an intentional hillbilly ignorance implied. I find him to be very bright. My response should have been addressed to Mr. Sharpe. I feel sure that it didn't go over HIS head. You must not be from around here.

Since: Aug 12

Location known

#6 Nov 20, 2012
OUTLAW RACER wrote:
Can anyone translate this into English? Or is it even worth the effort?

I found a hare in my salad at the old Bonanza up there near Lowes on the bypass. It still had 2 big ears and them big old hind legs attached to its body.

(I simply couldn't pass the opportunity)!(-8

“I'M BACK.......SPORA DICALLY”

Since: Jun 12

BUFFALO, NY

#7 Nov 20, 2012
your future x wife wrote:
<quoted text>
I found a hare in my salad at the old Bonanza up there near Lowes on the bypass. It still had 2 big ears and them big old hind legs attached to its body.
(I simply couldn't pass the opportunity)!(-8
Thank you.

“I'M BACK.......SPORA DICALLY”

Since: Jun 12

BUFFALO, NY

#8 Nov 20, 2012
rabbit boy wrote:
<quoted text>If you will kindly pay attention to Mr. Sharpe's possible answers, you will notice that one is about finding a "hare" in your salad. My post, written in hillbilly(with intentional ignorant misspellings), said that I found a hare(rabbit)in my salad, at the old Bonanza Restaurant near Lowe's on the bypass, and that it still had 2 big ears and hind legs attached to its body. Get it? It was a response to Shemp Sharpe humor. All of his polls have an intentional hillbilly ignorance implied. I find him to be very bright. My response should have been addressed to Mr. Sharpe. I feel sure that it didn't go over HIS head. You must not be from around here.
Thank you for your patience and the courtesy of your reply. No, I am indeed a carpetbagger. I agree with your assessment of Mr. Sharpe.

Since: Aug 12

Location known

#9 Nov 20, 2012
OUTLAW RACER wrote:
<quoted text>Thank you.
My pleasure.(-8
rabbit boy

Smyrna, TN

#10 Nov 21, 2012
your future x wife wrote:
<quoted text>
I found a hare in my salad at the old Bonanza up there near Lowes on the bypass. It still had 2 big ears and them big old hind legs attached to its body.
(I simply couldn't pass the opportunity)!(-8
same thang happend 2 me.

Since: Aug 12

Location known

#12 Nov 21, 2012
rabbit boy wrote:
<quoted text>same thang happend 2 me.
We were sharing our platter.(-8
rabbit boy

Smyrna, TN

#13 Nov 21, 2012
your future x wife wrote:
<quoted text>
We were sharing our platter.(-8
that were back when we was maried to one another when you was my futur ex wife. boy them was the daze! we shered everthang togather even hare in our salit. member them big ole years?

Since: Aug 12

Location known

#14 Nov 21, 2012
rabbit boy wrote:
<quoted text> that were back when we was maried to one another when you was my futur ex wife. boy them was the daze! we shered everthang togather even hare in our salit. member them big ole years?
Oh, yes! You were chewing one end of the hair while I was chewing the other end! When our lips met, we realized we were eating the very same hair! Just like Lady and the Tramp!
rabbit boy

Smyrna, TN

#15 Nov 21, 2012
your future x wife wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh, yes! You were chewing one end of the hair while I was chewing the other end! When our lips met, we realized we were eating the very same hair! Just like Lady and the Tramp!
that were a Wault Dizney movee werent it? honey, i hope you aint saying i were a tramp back in them daze.but you all ways was a ladie and still is too this day i bet. sum thangs never chainge. i never felt like i was better n you jus cause i had better educatin. i never helt that agin you

Since: Aug 12

Location known

#16 Nov 21, 2012
rabbit boy wrote:
<quoted text>that were a Wault Dizney movee werent it? honey, i hope you aint saying i were a tramp back in them daze.but you all ways was a ladie and still is too this day i bet. sum thangs never chainge. i never felt like i was better n you jus cause i had better educatin. i never helt that agin you
Oh, my love, I know you meant well. We were simply from two different sides of the county.
rabbit boy

Smyrna, TN

#17 Nov 21, 2012
your future x wife wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh, my love, I know you meant well. We were simply from two different sides of the county.
hit were love at first bite at the ole bannansa. you member knicknamin me rabbit boy way back then ? i guest you never liked it out toard rock batter bein from orebank.

Since: Aug 12

Location known

#18 Nov 21, 2012
rabbit boy wrote:
<quoted text> hit were love at first bite at the ole bannansa. you member knicknamin me rabbit boy way back then ? i guest you never liked it out toard rock batter bein from orebank.
You were always sniffing around my flower garden...cute little nose twitching...
And, well, you know what they say about rabbits.(wink wink)

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