created by: Shemp Sharpe | Jul 30, 2013

Greeneville, TN

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Ever embrassed urself at church?

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  • farted loud durin a prayar
  • fill britchis full while sangin a solo
  • had a relgous experence and busted my brians out
  • got strangled while sangin in the quire
  • neerly drowned while getin baptise
  • got caught smokin a dobby in the bathroom

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Wet Willie

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I had a tough time chhosing between the brians and the dobby, but I went with the brians.

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I've stopped attending Church. Would hope to meet a woman someday that will go with me.

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Wet Willie wrote:
I had a tough time chhosing between the brians and the dobby, but I went with the brians.
went with the dobby...

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Jul 31, 2013
 
Se7en187 wrote:
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went with the dobby...
Me too. Given the choice between brians and dobby, Ima go with dobby every time.
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Jul 31, 2013
 
Ohh yea. I said "I do" and I'm still embarrassed .

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True story... I was the pianist at our church... put my first pair of high heels on one Sunday night with hose.... walked up to the front to go to the piano and my hose fell down around my ankles... lol I was mortified... Nothing I could do but just get on the piano bench and play. lol

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True story....
A lady I know was heading to church with her husband. They stopped at a convenience store and saw a man with car trouble. Luckily, her husband had jumper cables and gave him a boost. It made them late for church, but when they got there the lady quickly explained to the preacher's wife, "Sorry we're late. We had to jack off a guy."
True story.
HereNow

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Aug 1, 2013
 
yeah dobby from harry potter, I would go with him to.
(there's a shot for you Myst)

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I pitched a fit in church when I was 2 yrs old, as my mother was being baptised...not b/c I thought the preacher was drowning her, but b/c he wet her hair...lol!!!

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Mr Christian wrote:
I've stopped attending Church. Would hope to meet a woman someday that will go with me.
Though I've called dibs on you on topix, I can't believe that no woman has called dibs on you in the real world...you truly are a gem :)
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_Word Woman_ wrote:
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Though I've called dibs on you on topix, I can't believe that no woman has called dibs on you in the real world...you truly are a gem :)
Reaching a lil far there lol

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Reaching a lil far there lol
In terms of what??? I don't know him personally, but he is always a gentleman on here...he certainly comes across as one of the good guys.
ait

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Wait 6 min I swear technology shut down all around me
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I swear... Have you ever had the feeling you could be drowning in a lake of pure spring water and if only you were thirsty it would all disappear...
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_Word Woman_ wrote:
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In terms of what??? I don't know him personally, but he is always a gentleman on here...he certainly comes across as one of the good guys.
In terms of just trying to get you to burn off another 300 word essay at 2:00 in the morning cuzz i'm looking for someone to talk to.
Hey!How's it going?

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In terms of just trying to get you to burn off another 300 word essay at 2:00 in the morning cuzz i'm looking for someone to talk to.
Hey!How's it going?
LOL...I can't promise any 300-word essays, but I can't sleep, either. So, to answer your question...I'm well...and how are you???
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Aug 2, 2013
 
I am. Thus I don't complain. Seems odd, put two people in a waiting room for some mandatory waste of time and they can kill an hour and a half discussing the fact that the walls are painted off white, here I thought woohoo! somebody's out there and all I got for you is "yeah :)"
AH anyway, what are you gonna do tommorrow to make your life better?
I wonder if I can buy a coffee maker tax free? Kids need coffee for school and really, I could go for some coffee right now.
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Though I've called dibs on you on topix, I can't believe that no woman has called dibs on you in the real world...you truly are a gem :)
There you go again, using topix to try to find a date. I guess it's cheaper than real dating sites..in more ways than one!

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<quoted text>There you go again, using topix to try to find a date. I guess it's cheaper than real dating sites..in more ways than one!
...and there you go, confusing me with Nita Mann again...I don't beg for dates on here or anywhere else & don't need to...I was simply offering a compliment to someone who is deserving of one :)

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_Word Woman_ wrote:
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Though I've called dibs on you on topix, I can't believe that no woman has called dibs on you in the real world...you truly are a gem :)
Thank you WW. So sweet of you to say.

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