Ever embrassed urself at church?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Jul 30, 2013

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farted loud durin a prayar

fill britchis full while sangin a solo

had a relgous experence and busted my brians out

got strangled while sangin in the quire

neerly drowned while getin baptise

got caught smokin a dobby in the bathroom

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Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#1 Jul 30, 2013
I had a tough time chhosing between the brians and the dobby, but I went with the brians.

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#2 Jul 30, 2013
I've stopped attending Church. Would hope to meet a woman someday that will go with me.

Since: Mar 13

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#3 Jul 30, 2013
Wet Willie wrote:
I had a tough time chhosing between the brians and the dobby, but I went with the brians.
went with the dobby...

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#4 Jul 31, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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went with the dobby...
Me too. Given the choice between brians and dobby, Ima go with dobby every time.
C critter

United States

#5 Jul 31, 2013
Ohh yea. I said "I do" and I'm still embarrassed .

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#6 Aug 1, 2013
True story... I was the pianist at our church... put my first pair of high heels on one Sunday night with hose.... walked up to the front to go to the piano and my hose fell down around my ankles... lol I was mortified... Nothing I could do but just get on the piano bench and play. lol

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#7 Aug 1, 2013
True story....
A lady I know was heading to church with her husband. They stopped at a convenience store and saw a man with car trouble. Luckily, her husband had jumper cables and gave him a boost. It made them late for church, but when they got there the lady quickly explained to the preacher's wife, "Sorry we're late. We had to jack off a guy."
True story.
HereNow

Greeneville, TN

#8 Aug 1, 2013
yeah dobby from harry potter, I would go with him to.
(there's a shot for you Myst)

“See you in the funny papers...”

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#9 Aug 1, 2013
I pitched a fit in church when I was 2 yrs old, as my mother was being baptised...not b/c I thought the preacher was drowning her, but b/c he wet her hair...lol!!!

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#10 Aug 1, 2013
Mr Christian wrote:
I've stopped attending Church. Would hope to meet a woman someday that will go with me.
Though I've called dibs on you on topix, I can't believe that no woman has called dibs on you in the real world...you truly are a gem :)
HereNow

Greeneville, TN

#11 Aug 1, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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Though I've called dibs on you on topix, I can't believe that no woman has called dibs on you in the real world...you truly are a gem :)
Reaching a lil far there lol

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#12 Aug 1, 2013
HereNow wrote:
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Reaching a lil far there lol
In terms of what??? I don't know him personally, but he is always a gentleman on here...he certainly comes across as one of the good guys.
ait

Jonesville, SC

#13 Aug 1, 2013
Wait 6 min I swear technology shut down all around me
HereNow

Greeneville, TN

#14 Aug 1, 2013
I swear... Have you ever had the feeling you could be drowning in a lake of pure spring water and if only you were thirsty it would all disappear...
HereNow

Greeneville, TN

#15 Aug 1, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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In terms of what??? I don't know him personally, but he is always a gentleman on here...he certainly comes across as one of the good guys.
In terms of just trying to get you to burn off another 300 word essay at 2:00 in the morning cuzz i'm looking for someone to talk to.
Hey!How's it going?

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#16 Aug 2, 2013
HereNow wrote:
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In terms of just trying to get you to burn off another 300 word essay at 2:00 in the morning cuzz i'm looking for someone to talk to.
Hey!How's it going?
LOL...I can't promise any 300-word essays, but I can't sleep, either. So, to answer your question...I'm well...and how are you???
HereNow

Greeneville, TN

#17 Aug 2, 2013
I am. Thus I don't complain. Seems odd, put two people in a waiting room for some mandatory waste of time and they can kill an hour and a half discussing the fact that the walls are painted off white, here I thought woohoo! somebody's out there and all I got for you is "yeah :)"
AH anyway, what are you gonna do tommorrow to make your life better?
I wonder if I can buy a coffee maker tax free? Kids need coffee for school and really, I could go for some coffee right now.
Christian Mingle

Charlotte, NC

#18 Aug 2, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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Though I've called dibs on you on topix, I can't believe that no woman has called dibs on you in the real world...you truly are a gem :)
There you go again, using topix to try to find a date. I guess it's cheaper than real dating sites..in more ways than one!

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#19 Aug 2, 2013
Christian Mingle wrote:
<quoted text>There you go again, using topix to try to find a date. I guess it's cheaper than real dating sites..in more ways than one!
...and there you go, confusing me with Nita Mann again...I don't beg for dates on here or anywhere else & don't need to...I was simply offering a compliment to someone who is deserving of one :)

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#20 Aug 3, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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Though I've called dibs on you on topix, I can't believe that no woman has called dibs on you in the real world...you truly are a gem :)
Thank you WW. So sweet of you to say.

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