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“I do not censor my comments..”

Since: Sep 12

United States

#1 Mar 26, 2013
Where your minds like. Fck you, we're not sleeping. We're gonna lay here thinking about the most random sh!t you can imagine..

Well, fck you sleep. I am ironman ;)
yankee

Greeneville, TN

#2 Mar 27, 2013
uneducated hick wrote:
Where your minds like. Fck you, we're not sleeping. We're gonna lay here thinking about the most random sh!t you can imagine..

Well, fck you sleep. I am ironman ;)
Lol

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#3 Mar 27, 2013
Do you think transformers get frustrated trying to text on today's cell phones? It would seem that their metallic fingers would not be capable of using a touch screen. Plus their fingers are so large I bet they hit like 4 letters at once.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#4 Mar 27, 2013
I wanna try whatever drugs y'all are on. Oops, wrong thread.

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#5 Mar 27, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
I wanna try whatever drugs y'all are on. Oops, wrong thread.
I wanna strain my beer through your panties.

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#6 Mar 27, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
Do you think transformers get frustrated trying to text on today's cell phones? It would seem that their metallic fingers would not be capable of using a touch screen. Plus their fingers are so large I bet they hit like 4 letters at once.
I have, actually, often wondered that...

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#7 Mar 27, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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I have, actually, often wondered that...
I can imagine the autobots out having drinks and optimist prime texts megatron "id belks ensue Susie Dickie Susie roofless." because of his fingers and autocorrect.

Now that I read that it actually is a pretty funny sentence.

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#8 Mar 27, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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I can imagine the autobots out having drinks and optimist prime texts megatron "id belks ensue Susie Dickie Susie roofless." because of his fingers and autocorrect.
Now that I read that it actually is a pretty funny sentence.
lol
Yeah... but they know each other so well and have read so many txts from each other that they understand that what you just said was,
"Let's have coffee next Friday."
It's not really what you text, it's how well you know the texter..

“I do not censor my comments..”

Since: Sep 12

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#9 Apr 4, 2013
Juggling! 1, 2 or 3? Pick just one?

“I do not censor my comments..”

Since: Sep 12

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#11 Apr 11, 2013
Who says rain on a tin roof makes you sleep better? I think they lie! I'm restless, got a headache an this rain is torturing the hell out of me...

“Cure 4 ignorance-> Knowledge!”

Since: Feb 11

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#12 Apr 11, 2013
uneducated hick wrote:
Who says rain on a tin roof makes you sleep better? I think they lie! I'm restless, got a headache an this rain is torturing the hell out of me...
When I begged my migraine to leave me, I never imagined the [email protected]@rd would come after you. [email protected] stalker. Take some night time Tylenol sinus.... Lmao

“I do not censor my comments..”

Since: Sep 12

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#13 Apr 11, 2013
GApeach-TNflower wrote:
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When I begged my migraine to leave me, I never imagined the [email protected]@rd would come after you. [email protected] stalker. Take some night time Tylenol sinus.... Lmao
Never thought of it that way. Thanks! Don't worry. I'm about to kill this mudafucar so you wont be seeing ole headache any time soon. You can reward me later ;)

“Cure 4 ignorance-> Knowledge!”

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#14 Apr 11, 2013
uneducated hick wrote:
<quoted text> Never thought of it that way. Thanks! Don't worry. I'm about to kill this mudafucar so you wont be seeing ole headache any time soon. You can reward me later ;)
I'd love to entertain the thought that he won't be back... but that creeper always seems to find me. Becareful what you ask for... You didn't specify what kind of reward... And I have a wild imagination... Lmao

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#15 Apr 11, 2013
uneducated hick wrote:
<quoted text>Never thought of it that way. Thanks! Don't worry. I'm about to kill this mudafucar so you wont be seeing ole headache any time soon. You can reward me later ;)
Take 2 Midol n' call me in the morning.

“I do not censor my comments..”

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#16 Apr 11, 2013
GApeach-TNflower wrote:
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I'd love to entertain the thought that he won't be back... but that creeper always seems to find me. Becareful what you ask for... You didn't specify what kind of reward... And I have a wild imagination... Lmao
Aslong as its within reason, and maybe orgasmic, shoot for the moon Ms Wild Imagination ;)

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#17 Apr 11, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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Take 2 Midol n' call me in the morning.
Why does it always have to be midol. What's so bad about " take 2 orgasms " an call me in the morning lol

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#18 Apr 11, 2013
uneducated hick wrote:
<quoted text>Why does it always have to be midol. What's so bad about " take 2 orgasms " an call me in the morning lol
Desperation can sometimes inspire genius... this isn't the case...

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#19 Apr 11, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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Desperation can sometimes inspire genius... this isn't the case...
How can you confuse desperation with joking?

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#20 Apr 11, 2013
uneducated hick wrote:
<quoted text>How can you confuse desperation with joking?
How can you confuse joking with joking?

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Since: Sep 12

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#21 Apr 11, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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Desperation can sometimes inspire genius... this isn't the case...
Did I miss something or was that just a jab you threw at me lol

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