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“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

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#1 Feb 28, 2013
I know that I say a lot of stupid stuff on here, so I thought I would start a serious thread for once...

My question to you is: In your adult life, how many times have you shit your pants...

Me personaly, twice... I've had a lot of photo finishes, but only full on shit myself twice...
hmmm

Knoxville, TN

#2 Feb 28, 2013
Se7en

Blacksburg, SC

#3 Feb 28, 2013
I just want to publicly say that I've never shit myself.

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#4 Feb 28, 2013
Se7en wrote:
I just want to publicly say that I've never shit myself.
There are two types of people in the world: those that have shit themselves, and those that lie about not shitting themselves...

So come on now, its nothing to be ashamed about.. the truth shall set you free... I still remember when I first admitted to it, the way I felt was amazing... in the words of Martin Luther King, I was "free at last, free at last, thank god almighty I'm free at last" (its a little known fact that that speech was actually not about equal rights, but about shitting yourself...)
Se7en

Blacksburg, SC

#5 Feb 28, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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There are two types of people in the world: those that have shit themselves, and those that lie about not shitting themselves...
So come on now, its nothing to be ashamed about.. the truth shall set you free... I still remember when I first admitted to it, the way I felt was amazing... in the words of Martin Luther King, I was "free at last, free at last, thank god almighty I'm free at last" (its a little known fact that that speech was actually not about equal rights, but about shitting yourself...)
Lol Though I would love to say I've shit myself... the opportunity has yet to present itself.

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#6 Feb 28, 2013
Se7en wrote:
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Lol Though I would love to say I've shit myself... the opportunity has yet to present itself.
Give time, you are just a high fiber diet, some Mexican food, and a long road trip away from being able to say that magical phrase...
hmmm

Mosheim, TN

#7 Mar 1, 2013
I've been told that I used to shit on myself when I was an infant, can't prove it though, the evidence is long gone!
Just saying

Mosheim, TN

#8 Mar 1, 2013
Personally, I had never shit on myself, came close a few times. But I've noticed that a lot of topix users on here seem to enjoy shittin on others! just saying

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#9 Mar 1, 2013
Three times. Twice accidentally and once on a bet in college.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#10 Mar 1, 2013
Whothehellcares- I gave you a shout out on the Amy Johnson thread.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#11 Mar 1, 2013
Four words: Never.trust.a.fart.
Alyagotado

Greeneville, TN

#12 Mar 1, 2013
I can't count the times I've shit my pants. I always carry a change of clothes in my car. It's not as bad if you do it standing up. It's a rough clean-up if you're sitting down, though. I worked construction with a guy that shit his pants and went out in a dog lot to finish. He wiped his ass on his drawers and left them in the pen. Always wondered what the owners thought. And for all those old timers that are always constipated - drink a 12 pack of Budweiser before you go to bed and when you get up, drink a pot of coffee. You'll be able to shit through a picket fence at 10 paces. We call that a power dump. Splashes water up on your ass if you're lucky enought to make it to the commode.
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#13 Mar 1, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
I can't count the times I've shit my pants. I always carry a change of clothes in my car. It's not as bad if you do it standing up. It's a rough clean-up if you're sitting down, though. I worked construction with a guy that shit his pants and went out in a dog lot to finish. He wiped his ass on his drawers and left them in the pen. Always wondered what the owners thought. And for all those old timers that are always constipated - drink a 12 pack of Budweiser before you go to bed and when you get up, drink a pot of coffee. You'll be able to shit through a picket fence at 10 paces. We call that a power dump. Splashes water up on your ass if you're lucky enought to make it to the commode.
Why do think they call me Wet Willie? In all seriousness, which this thread certainly deserves, I had what I thought was a witty comment. I could try for the rest of my life, and couldn't top your's. That made me laugh my ass off, AND I almost shit my pants!!

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#14 Mar 1, 2013
I heard an old guy bragging about having a regular BM, every morning at 7:00. Trouble was, he didn't get up until 9.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#15 Mar 1, 2013
How many of you ever sh!t the bed?

Since: Mar 12

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#16 Mar 1, 2013
Wet Willie wrote:
<quoted text>Why do think they call me Wet Willie? In all seriousness, which this thread certainly deserves, I had what I thought was a witty comment. I could try for the rest of my life, and couldn't top your's. That made me laugh my ass off, AND I almost shit my pants!!
I'm shitting as I type this! Unfortunately, I'm at my desk. Glad you liked it!

Since: Mar 12

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#17 Mar 1, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
How many of you ever sh!t the bed?
The only time I ever shit the bed was when I quit my house-keeping job at Days Inn next to the Mexican place. They just turned the mattresses over on the first floor. Just a little FYI.
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#18 Mar 1, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
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I'm shitting as I type this! Unfortunately, I'm at my desk. Glad you liked it!
That post, and one or two posts by Pann a year or so ago, are the best that I have ever seen on Topix. I am just glad that I wasn't drinking something at the time, or it would have come out my nose.
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#21 Mar 2, 2013
PoopyBallZ wrote:
In all actually that's why I'm PoopyBallZ. I pooped myself at mc Donald's in Walmart and had to throw my panties behind the toilet. I had nasty yellowish poop caked on my nutt sack.
You have a nut sack and panties? Kinky!!
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#23 Mar 2, 2013
PoopyBallZ wrote:
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Yeah, unfortunately it was my favorite hello kitty pair.
Unfortunately, I found those. Was that Chinese? Whew!!

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